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Portable breathalizer

Why is a portable breathalizer qualify as a dumb auction? There are a few reasons. 1) By purchasing this piece of equipment, you are admiting that you will be drinking and then driving afterwards. Hence you are dumb! 2) The purpose of this is to tell you if you are over the legal limit or not. So if this thing tells you that you are any where near the legal limit (and you trust it) then your an idiot! The cop's breathalizer could be tuned differently! 3) The legal limit is so low, that if you feel even a little tipsy then you are probably over the limit! Hence, why do you need this thing?
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