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Jar of Oklahoma dirt

When jars of air from Ireland are selling on eBay, why not try to sell jars of dirt. I assure you this seller is not lying when he says this is high quality dirt. Oklahoma is a very very clean and fertile state.

Who is buying this stuff? There is some crazy guy with an Armageddon ccomplex out there that is convinced that he will have to singlehandedly rebuild society and repopulate the earth. So he has been running around buying jars of dirt and air from all over the place to use to rebuild the earth after the destruction… Maybe someone should tell him he needs a woman to repopulate, humans can't breed by asexual reproduction.

Buy this dirt, because you cannot just go get your own jar of dirt in your backyard

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