Foam Finger
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I hate foam fingers. They are one of the most annoying creations ever. When I was little my brothers and I used to have foam finger fights, but he always won and so I harbor an unbelievable hatred for these creations. Why anyone would want to artificially enlarge their hand by attaching a foam prosthesis is beyond my comprehension.
There is only one thing that Dunce hates more than foam fingers, and that is foam fingers that are used to make crude sexual inuendos. So really, this foam finger really just made my day. The seller here seems to hope that his crude allusions to "fingering" and "pocket rockets" and "18 inches of fun" will inspire some would be hornballs to toss some money his way. Think it will work? |
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Selling Price: $2.58 5 bids |
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