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Emergency Paper Clip

This lady needs a loan. To get a loan she needs collateral. To get collateral she is trying to sell you an emergency paperclip. The paperclips are only $0.99, but then you tack on the $0.70 for shipping and she is making some nice dough…

Why would you help her buy buying a paperclip? Well, she wants to start a tanning salon? That not a good enough reason for you? Well, she put a picture of a hot girl that is almost naked in the auction. Are you motivated now?

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Selling Price: \$0.99

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