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Brain Helmet

What is a brain helmet, and how is different than a regular helmet? Well, a brain helmet does not protect your head if you fall off your bike. It does not stop falling rocks from cracking you skull open either, but it does protect your brain from secret NSA spying lasers and Presidentially ordered mind probes from satellites. If you thought that the NSA phone tapping was a terrifying, wait until you find out what they are really doing…

ok, enough of the conspiracy theory crap… why are there any bids on this tin foil hat? Because, they let paranoid schizophrenic in mental hospitals have internet access!

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  1. Sparkster the Rocket Knight Said,

    March 12, 2007 @ 6:48 am

    OH MAN I WANT ONE.

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