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1 hour of his time

What would you do if you could own one hour of this guy's time? While you are thinking about that… take a look at this auction. He is selling his time. You can buy him and ask him to do whatever you want for one hour.

This guy is hoping that some nice desperate housewives will buy him and use him. Guess what buddy… Eva Longoria will not be sleeping with you any time soon. The Dunce bets he has a better chance of a lonely 80 year old widow bidding on him than Eva Longoria doing it….

Good luck to ya anyway, buddy

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2 Comments »

  1. Sherry Said,

    July 19, 2005 @ 10:04 am

    I think what he is doing is great! Its about time if you look on ebay there are a lot of ads from women doing same thing, and if an 80 year old buys this then thats ok as well the need things as well!

  2. Sparkster the Rocket Knight Said,

    March 12, 2007 @ 6:07 am

    Maaaaan I wish that he was Possum I’d spend all my bottle caps on him for that 1 hour of ‘funtime’ if he was.

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