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In the spirit of the Weird Al Yankovitch song, The eBay Song, the dumbest auctions from all over eBay. In the annals of DumbAuctions.com you will find mystery boxes that sold for thousands of dollars, jars of celebrity air, people who sold ad space on their bodies, pieces of toast with images of Michael Jackson, and all kinds of bizarre auctions that you would not believe. Check out our archives for stupid auctions about pimped out golf carts, a weird apple shaped like a butt, crazy traveling auctions worth hundreds of dollars, and all kinds of other strange auctions that you would not believe!
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March 11, 2006 @ 12:42 am
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The Mystery Duck game at carnivals, ever play it? No, me either… it's just like sticking your hand into a box when you don't know what is inside, but somehow hoping that you will come out with a gold nugget anyway!
These games are stacked against you. Really, they have to make money or else why bother? At the carnival, at least you stand a chance of winning a gigantic teddy bear. So what do you do with the teddy bear? Well, you give it to the girl you are with, but walk around the carnival with it anyway because she does not want to hold that crazy thing…
Where was I? Oh yeah, the Mystery Duck game. So you buy one of these "ducks" for $2.25 and then you have bought yourself a chance to win something. But at the carnival, you see the guy with the teddy bear and know at least someone is winning… here what is to stop the seller from just telling every person who buys a duck that today was simply not their lucky day!
Dunce would rather simple go to the bank and buy a role of quarters. Then I would go into the bathroom and throw those quarters into the toilet… I think that it is just as solid of an investment! |
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Selling Price: \$2.25
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March 9, 2006 @ 7:22 pm
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half of a penny: We are not talking about a fractional cent, like the kind they tried to steal via a computer virus in Office Space. This is an auction for a penny which was, quite obviously, cut in half with a hack saw. Now, Dunce always gives credit where credit is due… sawing a penny in half takes some effort. But it is not like you can just take the two halfes into a bank and cash it in for a whole penny!
Want to know the craziest part of all? The bidding has reached over .5 cents! Not that you could bid .5 cents even if you wanted too… but just to put this in perspective for everyone, we are talking about $0.005!!! |
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March 7, 2006 @ 8:48 am
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Do you think this mystery box is going to be worth 1 million dollars? No, me either. But, the seller sure seems to think it is possible. He would know to, because he is hte one that filled the myster box with, um… probably packing peanuts.
He did do one nice thing, he offeres prices for bidding at certain levels. So the first person to bid 250 dollars would get a $25 paypal payment sent to them. Basically you get 10% back if you bid. Great deal right, automatic 10% discount on your mystery box full of God only knows what! |
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Selling Price: $250.00
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March 2, 2006 @ 8:57 am
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This lady needs a loan. To get a loan she needs collateral. To get collateral she is trying to sell you an emergency paperclip. The paperclips are only $0.99, but then you tack on the $0.70 for shipping and she is making some nice dough…
Why would you help her buy buying a paperclip? Well, she wants to start a tanning salon? That not a good enough reason for you? Well, she put a picture of a hot girl that is almost naked in the auction. Are you motivated now? |
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Selling Price: \$0.99
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March 2, 2006 @ 8:52 am
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If Alex Tew can make a million dollars selling pixel space on his website, then do you think this guy can make a pile of money too selling lego blocks on his floor? Don't get me wrong, Dunce loves a good lego sculpture as much as the next guy… but I don't know if I would be willing to pay someone else to help them have a lego floor.
You do get some advetising with him on his site though if you buy some bricks on his floor. So lets review: Buy a brick on his floor, get mensioned on his site. Buy lots of bricks on his floor, get mensioned more on his site. Got the idea? |
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Selling Price: \$1.00
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