I will take you through some of the strange bull crap told in this auction. For one thing he claims that an he woke up one night to find lights coming from his arm. Great start there, I admit. Then he goes on to say that he left it there for a year! If you had lights coming out of your arm at night , would you leave it there? NO, you would not. You would have it removed… which brings me to my next point.

He said that finally after a year he decided that he had enough of this alien implant. So he goes into the bathroom with a razor blade and some pliers. He cuts a 4″ slice in his arm, and see this metal thing in there, which he removes with the pliers. At this point you are saying to yourself, "That guy is a bad ass." But you would be wrong, because then he goes to the ER to have his cut stitched up. Why is he bad ass enough to put a 4″ incision in his arm, but then he decides to go to the emergency room? I don't buy it.

Oh yeah, then there is the obvious falsity of his implant. It is quite clearly a small capacitor that he but the leads off of. He does nothing to disguise it further… let this be a lesson to all you would be weird auctioneers: Spend some time to do it right, if you are going to do it at all!

If it is that awesome, then you should be keeping it. If it was some kind of really good luck, then you should not be giving it away. Even if you had 2 billion dollars, you should still keep the thing that you think helped you get the 2 billion dollars by giving you luck!

Really what this boils down to is a form of highly risky gambling? Why so risky? Because, in this case, the house is holding all the card. Sorry fo the pun, but it had to be done. You are not even there to watch this guy pull the card from the deck. Really, just flush your money down the toilet. You have better chances of getting it back.

But for those of you who are regular customers and just have had enough of that whole no touching thing… here is your chance to get a little bit closer. She is selling her G-string. It was her very first g-string that she wore on stage…She is sad to see it go, but it was a dare. So bid away on this stripper's panties!

Here is the awesome part about this auction. They pay for everything. If you win the auction they buy your plane ticket, they give you a place to stay for the night, they take you out clubbing in Stockholm! So really it's the Beginning of eBay moving into the travel agency business. They now also sell all inclusive vacations to Stockholm Sweden!