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Psychic readings by email

We accept credit card, check, or money order. For the low low price of just $19.95 we will tell you your future. But don't worry, the whole thing is completely anonymous. I don't need to know your name, your number, your age, your height or anything else about you really. I won't ask for your picture, and you do not need to come visit me in my little tent. There are no crystal balls or magic tea leaves here! In fact the only information I need from you to read your future is your credit card number, and your email address…

The Dunce smells a scam. How can you read someone's future without first pretending to see lines in their palm, and then flipping cards in some random order? Better yet, how can you read someone's future without at least having some kind of legitimate communication with which to read their reactions? I guess if you are willing to pay 20 smackers for a psychic reading by email you will believe anything anyway…
Or just email The Dunce. I will predict your future for a lot less money

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