eBay, the new pimp in town
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I think this man may have found a legitimate way to sell himself on eBay. It seems this man is very athletic, has a good medical history, and is perhaps a little bit on the short side. So come, all you lonely women with sterile husbands, and bid on this man's sperm (It seems to be anyones guess as to the method of delivery).
The Dunce would just like to point out… you are paying for contact information, not the actual sperm. But one would assume that this guy would be all to happy to give you some of his sperm if you asked. Maybe not though, maybe this is just a mean joke that is getting played on some poor guy. The winner of the auction might get the contact info of a man who is indeed as described, but does not know he is for sale, so to speak, on eBay. I can just picture how that conversation will go. "Yes, this is Jim… You are excited about what? Slow down. My what? Excuse me… what are you talking about… ok, this is absurd… um, What are you measurements? OH, I mean, um, I think there has been a mistake" So to be clear… auction is for a phone number, not sperm. Thats how they keep it legal under eBay's regulations. So don't go getting too excited! |
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