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This toast certainly has a colorful history associated with it. The Dunce is not quite sure what the numbers burned into this toast are supposed to mean. The auction description was way too long for me to read… seriously folks, why make your description novel length? We don't care that much, we just want to waste our money and move on to the next auction! |
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You know its a bad day when squirrels start throwing their nuts at you. You really had to have pissed God off good for him to smite you by way of a squirrel! We're not talking forget to give to the collection pot, we're talking um… beat the heck out of the pope! |
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Here at DumbAuctions.com, we are dedicated to bringing you the dumbest of the dumb auctions. All auctions must pass a 115 point inspection to insure their utter and complete idiocy before making it onto the site.
Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Dunce. I search, grab, and report on all the dumb auctions that I can find all over eBay. Nothing is too crazy or too moronic for me. I was hired on to help create the worlds best collection of really dumb auctions, past and present. Everything is fair game!
I started this site in June, 2005 because I know people can't resist a good dumb auction. I just can't believe what people get away with selling on eBay — and even crazier, what people pay for this junk!
I am always looking for new and insanely bizarre auctions to put up on the site. If you think you have found an auction that will pass our rigorous inspection, feel free to email me.
If you have not started selling on eBay, then you have probably been collecting large piles of useless trinkets and dodads for far too long. If it seems like its time to clean house, then eBay is a great place to do it. The Dunce is actually a quite accomplished eBay seller. As you can see, The Dunce spends way too much time on eBay… but you guys get the benefits. I am going to share some of my little nuggets of wisdom with you all.
This being a site dedicated to the funny, crazy, weird, absurd, insane, stupid, and just plain dumb auctions on eBay… The Dunce is going to tell you how to make tuns of money selling the stuff you did not think anyone would ever want. You think that rotten apple that kind looks like Elvis should go into the garbage? Wrong! It may be worth 50 bucks to someone out there in eBay land. Dont believe me? Well check out this post about a very old can of campbells soup.
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Copy that code into your page, and put your item number in place of the pound signs. Then you're all set. You will have to submit your auction first, then go back and revise it. That way you will know the item number
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Up for auction today is the worlds oldest rubber band! Ok, ok … so it's not really the oldest, but its still pretty old. I always break my rubber bands when I am trying to shoot them at people, so I don't think that I have a rubber band that is more than maybe one year old. That is about how often I go through a bag of them.
So I think this 50 year old rubber band is pretty impressive. I doubt this one would shoot very far though |
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Selling Price: $1.75 8 bids |
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