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		<title>Clean Up the Pulse</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2006 13:12:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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This week on eBay, the thing to do is bash all those crazy "Hot Girlfriend" auctions and the stupid get rich quick schemes that clutter up the pulse. So this guy is selling a roll of toilet paper in hoped of cleaning up the pulse&#8230;. sorry, but it is not my pun!
Scary thing is that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lonely?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2006 15:17:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Are you all alone, at home, reading about this auction? Do you wish that you had a nice woman writing you love letters to keep you warm at night? Forget internet dating, forget dating all together. This pretty lady will write you steamy love letters and send you sizzling photos if you win her auction. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Self Scrolling Auction</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2006 13:28:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Can you think of anything more annoying than opening up an auction and having it scroll, very slowly, for you? Dunce can't. Novel idea seller, and good use of Java Script, but poor form on the eBay manners. You auction is too long and the self scrolling thing just does not make that ok! Short [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sports Superstitions</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2006 17:02:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Dunce has heard of athletes who wear the socks backwards, who never wash their jock strap, and who dance around three times in a circle while singing Mary Had a Little Lamb all to help them win a game. I have also heard of many fans who also have similar rituals to help their team [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Santa is not real?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 14:28:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Well, as a little Jewish boy, Papa Dunce and Mama Dunce were all to happy to inform me that Santa was not real. They also said that even if he was real, he would not be coming to my house because I was Jewish and little Jewish boys just get a stupid bag of chocolate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;INSTANT DOWNLOAD Polygamy Persuasion &amp; Cult Control&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2005 02:29:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Wow, it's legal to sell anything that promises "cult control" on eBay. You can not sell body parts, but part selling mind control devices that turn ordinary people into cultists. Thats perfectly legal&#8230; well I think that it is clear that this polygamy persuasion tool is not exactly real.


Watch this auction &#8212; View this auction [...]]]></description>
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		<title>God is above you</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 00:09:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Do you ever have the feeling that God is above you? This seller came home to find that God was literally above him or her. (don't tell the seller, but it looks like they have a leak in the ceiling!) Now, with the Christmas time just around the corner, they have decided to spread the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drunken Babble</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2005 22:29:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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"2 m&#038;m's in a bag" and "3 mystery items. autograghed. CELEBRITY ITEMS" That is the gist of the description (spelling mistakes and all). Now you see what I meant by that title? This auction was obviously created while the seller was in some drunken stupor. When Dunce is drunk, I don't usually list things on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New addition to the family</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2005 12:58:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Ugly baby, right? At least it’s a really cute dog though! What do you name a dog? Dunce the dog? Then again, do I really want my namesake to be a puppy? Or worse yet, do I really want little Dunce and that dog to share the same name? Imagine the therapy bills when my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Weird Al &#8211; The eBay Song</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2005 00:52:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Weird Al &#8211; The eBay Song
Do you love The eBay Song? Dunce sure does, it's practically my theme song. I love to listen to this Weird Al Yankovitch song while I'm searching for all the dumb auctions that make their way onto DumbAuctions.com. Besides it's really catchy and just plain fun to listen to&#8230; It [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Deep Toast</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2005 14:45:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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This toast certainly has a colorful history associated with it. The Dunce is not quite sure what the numbers burned into this toast are supposed to mean. The auction description was way too long for me to read&#8230; seriously folks, why make your description novel length? We don't care that much, we just want to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Siamese nuts</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2005 03:01:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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You know its a bad day when squirrels start throwing their nuts at you. You really had to have pissed God off good for him to smite you by way of a squirrel! We're not talking forget to give to the collection pot, we're talking um&#8230; beat the heck out of the pope!


Watch this auction [...]]]></description>
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		<title>About Dumb Auctions</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2005 22:27:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to Dumb Auctions!
Here at DumbAuctions.com, we are dedicated to bringing you the dumbest of the dumb auctions. All auctions must pass a 115 point inspection to insure their utter and complete idiocy before making it onto the site.
Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Dunce. I search, grab, and report on all the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Selling on eBay</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2005 14:08:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Powell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How to sell your stuff on eBay
If you have not started selling on eBay, then you have probably been collecting large piles of useless trinkets and dodads for far too long. If it seems like its time to clean house, then eBay is a great place to do it. The Dunce is actually a quite [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Worlds oldest rubber band</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2005 19:42:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Up for auction today is the worlds oldest rubber band! Ok, ok &#8230; so it's not really the oldest, but its still pretty old. I always break my rubber bands when I am trying to shoot them at people, so I don't think that I have a rubber band that is more than maybe one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>eBay News</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2005 23:33:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[News about eBay:



More eBay links:
Here are some random links about eBay collected from all over the internet.  Keep checking back, they are updated every half hour.




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		<title>eBay News</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2005 23:11:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Powell</dc:creator>
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News about eBay:



More eBay links:
Here are some random links about eBay collected from all over the internet.  Keep checking back, they are updated every half hour.






Watch this auction &#8212; View this auction &#8212;  Send this auction to a friend!



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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2005 22:23:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Powell</dc:creator>
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Watch this auction &#8212; View this auction &#8212;  Send this auction to a friend!



This auction has been removed from eBay



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