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February 27, 2006 @ 9:12 am
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This week on eBay, the thing to do is bash all those crazy "Hot Girlfriend" auctions and the stupid get rich quick schemes that clutter up the pulse. So this guy is selling a roll of toilet paper in hoped of cleaning up the pulse…. sorry, but it is not my pun!
Scary thing is that it is working. Why when you get to an auction you don't want to buy but find mildly funny do you feel the compulsion to join the rest of the mindless masses and click on the watch button? |
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Selling Price: $10.50
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February 9, 2006 @ 11:17 am
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Are you all alone, at home, reading about this auction? Do you wish that you had a nice woman writing you love letters to keep you warm at night? Forget internet dating, forget dating all together. This pretty lady will write you steamy love letters and send you sizzling photos if you win her auction. What a great way to have an imaginary relationship with a person you heve never met, but have paid money! Really, this is alot like phone sex, but a lot slower! |
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February 7, 2006 @ 9:28 am
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Can you think of anything more annoying than opening up an auction and having it scroll, very slowly, for you? Dunce can't. Novel idea seller, and good use of Java Script, but poor form on the eBay manners. You auction is too long and the self scrolling thing just does not make that ok! Short Auctions people, not 30 page dissertations about the crazy piece of junk you are selling. |
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January 31, 2006 @ 1:02 pm
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Dunce has heard of athletes who wear the socks backwards, who never wash their jock strap, and who dance around three times in a circle while singing Mary Had a Little Lamb all to help them win a game. I have also heard of many fans who also have similar rituals to help their team win the game. As if somehow, your crazy ritual will propagate through the TV onto the field and help them win… no buying it. But in the spirit of that great tradition, Dunce presents to you: The superbowl winner predicting hot dog. |
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Selling Price: $1.25
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December 22, 2005 @ 10:28 am
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Well, as a little Jewish boy, Papa Dunce and Mama Dunce were all to happy to inform me that Santa was not real. They also said that even if he was real, he would not be coming to my house because I was Jewish and little Jewish boys just get a stupid bag of chocolate wrapped in gold foil! But, I think it would be real weird for some little Christian boy have his "celli blowin' up" with some random guy, "Jimmy, SANTA IS NOT REAL! WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA" |
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