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	<title>Dumb Auctions &#187; Traveling</title>
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		<title>Traveling Turkey</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2006 14:25:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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This turkey has bird-flu, and its owner is trying to turn it into a traveling auction! Now, correct me if I am wrong, but isn't bird flu a very deadly strain of the flu that is killing people in China? Yea, I though so.
So why not widen the pandemic and sell infected turkey's on eBay, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WooHoo and Rebel, together</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2005 00:29:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Well, Dunce is not a big fan of leather pants. They make me sweat in odd places (yes, I have tried them on).  So why someone would pay hundreds of dollars for a pair that were signed by a couple of eBay power sellers is way beyond me. I said it when this whole [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Traveling Skywalker</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2005 15:37:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Luke Skywalker is on the run from the Evil Empire! Oh no, you must help him by buying him from this seller! If you buy him, then by Luke can be Mailed to your doorstep where he can remain safe from the Empire for just a little while longer&#8230; Well, all Dunce will say is: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wheres the Cat?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2005 04:07:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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This traveling auction promises you a stuffed trashcan that can. It has one of those pull cords that makes it talk and vibrate. The vibrate part might be more exciting for the ladies, but really its your run of the mill stuffed toy. You could probably get it at hallmark for $9.95. Or you could [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dumped after Sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2005 23:23:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Traveling]]></category>

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This guy is promising to rid any woman who will pay for it, of the gullable tendancies that cause them to sleep with jerks who just dump them later. I for one am glad that, as a nice guy, I will again have a chance with these newly educated women! His plan is pretty ambitious, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Traveling Gnome</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 21:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Traveling]]></category>

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This is Timmy, the gnome. This gnome has no home&#8230; YES, I know it's a cheesy rhyme. Don't worry, Dunce would not so that low. I stole that rhyme from the seller. Check back often to see if this new tactic of rhyming helps him get some bids.


Watch this auction &#8212; View this auction &#8212; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Traveling T-shirt</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2005 01:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Traveling]]></category>

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The nLrebel traveling t-shirt has a nice image of nL himself! The seller has taken a new twist on the tactic of daring people to bid. The gauntlet has been thrown down! According to this seller, if you are an nLrebel fan, then you have to win this t-shirt and sign it. Otherwise you just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Golden Malice</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2005 10:29:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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All the guys out there can sympathize with this guy. We all had sisters who had these annoying baby dolls that just would not shut up! I would probably just have destroyed this thing rather than shove its torment onto someone else. But if you really want to pay this guy to send you misery&#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What do they put in those fry&#8217;s</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2005 00:49:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Supersize Me is a pretty scary documentary. What is even more scary is that nLrebel is trying to repeat the French fry experiment. He is going to test to see what McDonald's French Fries look like after being left out for XXX days. The trick is that this is traveling. You are supposed to buy, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Huge Shorts</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2005 13:39:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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This is not just your average traveling auction&#8230;these shorts are amazingly huge. I don't know that I have ever seen shorts so big! Dunce would like to remind potential buyers that there are going to be other uses for these traveling shorts. They could be a tent, a tarp, blanket.. well you get the point! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Katrina Survivor Flag</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2005 13:35:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Normally writing on an American flag will get you in big trouble&#8230; but in this case I think we can excuse the offense. This is a beautiful flag signed by survivors of hurricane Katrina. Dunce's heart goes out to those who have lost everything, and if this flag can give some of them solace&#8230; well [...]]]></description>
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		<title>1000 signatures</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2005 01:16:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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1000 signatures is the goal on this traveling t-shirt. I am guessing about three t-shirts worth. So, lets assume that the average person writes in microfiche&#8230; then this ends up like one of those novelty items like the grains of rice with your name on them that you get at theme parks! 


Watch this auction [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Be the first</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2005 13:13:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Advertisements]]></category>
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Be the first signature on nLrebel's latest pair of traveling pants. Apparently this is a much bigger honor than I could have ever imagined. The bidding has topped 25 grand. Yep, that’s right! 25 Grand. I am sure you are as surprised as I am to find out that the reserve still is not met. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Traveling Daisy Dukes</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbauctions.com/celebrity-tokens/traveling-daisy-dukes-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2005 14:39:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity Tokens]]></category>
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OK, we get it. Jessica Simpson is very attractive. These are not even her shorts, but just mentioning her name has boosted their value. Dunce want this to be very clear&#8230; These are not her shorts, and they do not smell like her!


Watch this auction &#8212; View this auction &#8212;  Send this auction to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Traveling Envelope</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2005 12:49:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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The concept here is very odd. You buy a traveling/mystery envelope with a bunch of stuff in it. Then you add some more stuff, and re-sell the thing. What is the ultimate goal here? To have the worlds most diversely packed envelope? Chances are you break even between what you add to the envelope and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>nLrebel Fan club</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2005 15:35:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity Tokens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Traveling]]></category>

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It seems that nLrebel has really made a name for himself in the eBay community. There is now a growing movement to help him get on the Tonight Show. Personally, Dunce says that this movement is mis-guided. You should all be trying to help get Dunce on the Tonight Show! 


Watch this auction &#8212; View [...]]]></description>
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		<title>nLrebel on the Tonight Show</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2005 13:06:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity Tokens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Traveling]]></category>

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Nope, not yet! But you do have the opportunity to be the first "signature" on his latest traveling auction. This is a traveling auction with a twist though, because nLrebel will be doing the traveling. Usually the pants do the traveling all by themselves, but this time the pants come with a big bald guy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Traveling Cast</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2005 12:07:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Traveling]]></category>

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This is how a traveling auction should be run&#8230; first you get lots of "famous" signatures on an item, and then you send it off to travel the world. At least this time, the buyer will know they are signing something that some other famous person has signed. Otherwise you are just hoping that your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Find the Shortbus Driver</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2005 15:15:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Traveling]]></category>

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Apparently the man behind Short Bus auctions has disappeared. This auction somehow is going to help find him. Dunce has a theory: 3 year olds have somehow gotten control of their parents eBay accounts and are now bidding on these traveling auctions. That is the only possible explanation.


Watch this auction &#8212; View this auction &#8212; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Traveling Doll</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2005 12:49:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Traveling]]></category>

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Thank you Woo Hoo Mystery Man, for once again confirming the total insanity of this wonderful country! What makes a Barbie doll worth so much? This whole traveling idea is just nuts if you ask me, but you didn't ask me&#8230; and consequently you are making money! Maybe you are smarter than I look&#8230;


Watch this [...]]]></description>
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