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A traveling auction is where the item being sold has “traveled” across eBay. It is sort of like a modern version of an chain letter vis-à-vis eBay. What happens is someone sells something which they have signed. Then, you come along, buy it and sign it yourself. The idea is that as you add signatures, its value goes up! Its becoming quite the eBay phenomenon.



Traveling Turkey

This turkey has bird-flu, and its owner is trying to turn it into a traveling auction! Now, correct me if I am wrong, but isn't bird flu a very deadly strain of the flu that is killing people in China? Yea, I though so.

So why not widen the pandemic and sell infected turkey's on eBay, we all have nothing better to do. I suppose if this seller can find a buyer who has just been dying to get themselves some bird flu, well more power to them… What's that? Its just a paper bag and a drawing of a turkey head staples to it. Oh so, really if you buy this auction you are buying some kindergardeners art project!

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Selling Price: $7.50
7 bids

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WooHoo and Rebel, together

Well, Dunce is not a big fan of leather pants. They make me sweat in odd places (yes, I have tried them on). So why someone would pay hundreds of dollars for a pair that were signed by a couple of eBay power sellers is way beyond me. I said it when this whole traveling auction business started, why do these signatures of random people make this stuff worth anything at all?
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Selling Price: $275.00
14 bids

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Traveling Skywalker

Luke Skywalker is on the run from the Evil Empire! Oh no, you must help him by buying him from this seller! If you buy him, then by Luke can be Mailed to your doorstep where he can remain safe from the Empire for just a little while longer… Well, all Dunce will say is: Starwars is fake! Now, Harry Potter… that is real! HAHA
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Selling Price: $20.50
9 bids

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Wheres the Cat?

This traveling auction promises you a stuffed trashcan that can. It has one of those pull cords that makes it talk and vibrate. The vibrate part might be more exciting for the ladies, but really its your run of the mill stuffed toy. You could probably get it at hallmark for $9.95. Or you could buy this traveling stuffed trashcan for 4 times the price. Don't you live eBay?
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Selling Price: $1.30
4 bids

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Dumped after Sex

This guy is promising to rid any woman who will pay for it, of the gullable tendancies that cause them to sleep with jerks who just dump them later. I for one am glad that, as a nice guy, I will again have a chance with these newly educated women! His plan is pretty ambitious, check it out!
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Selling Price: $1.75
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