Sometimes images and silhouettes of famous or dead people magically find their way onto pieces of toast or other baked goods. Sometimes, those things find their way into auctions. When that happens, you can be sure to find the auctions here, in the Toast section.
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What goes through your mind before you bid on something like this? " Well, it's only three bucks, and she did really want that bra. Too bad, it really would have looked great on her too. Oh well, I guess this artists rendition of the bra on a piece of toast will look good when I super glue it to her chest!" |
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Selling Price: $3.58 9 bids |
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This auction is not really that bizarre, but it is listed in the totally bizarre section. Apparently the owner has a real thing for the smell of vanilla beans, she keeps raving about them throughout the listing. To be honest, I don't get it… but she did mention some vanilla vodka. I have not had that yet and it sounds good! |
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Selling Price: \$19.99 |
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Sellers are getting more lazy. This one won’t even take the effort to find the cheetos shaped like people or God. Instead, he will just sell you the bag and let you find the shapes. Dunce has proposed a bill in the Senate that would establish a mental status of "e-tarted" for people who bid on this type of auction. |
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Selling Price: $11.50 10 bids |
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Everyone has seen a broken plastic fork. So what is so special about these broken plastic forks? They look like vampires, sort of. Are they worth your money? Not really. Could you make them yourself with 5 minutes of free time and a 3 year old? Definitely. Bid anyway though, because that way you won’t wastes your money on booze. |
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Selling Price: $0.99 2 bids |
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This auction is another of the multitude of auctions that donate their proceedings to the red-cross hurricane relief fund. It's kind of funny too. Dunce will say this, I don't know quite how this seller is making such precision drawings on toast, but I suspect he spent way too much time on it |
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