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Sometimes images and silhouettes of famous or dead people magically find their way onto pieces of toast or other baked goods. Sometimes, those things find their way into auctions. When that happens, you can be sure to find the auctions here, in the Toast section.



Trans-sexual Peanut

It appears that some of the sellers out there are getting desperate. We all know, despite what we tell our kids, that potty humor is still very funny! It always will be… so here is some potty humor, eBay style: This peanut has a penis, testicles, and a vagina! I swear, it's true. So add this to your collection of strange peanuts, if you dare.
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Selling Price: $4.50
5 bids

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LOST toast

This toast sports the "dharma logo" seen on the TV show LOST. So if you are a big LOST fan, then this toast is definely soemthing youw ant to add to you collection. How else are you going to get your hands on this logo? It is not like you could print it from the internet, or draw it yourself. Besides things always look so crisp when imortalized in toast.
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Selling Price: $10.00
4 bids

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Erotic Bread

Seller, get your mind out of the gutter. When I look at this bread I see bread. I am sorry if you see a breast… OK, I admit it. I see a breast too! This auction just goes to show you: Men like boobs, no matter what form they come in! I have to say though, for the price of this breast bread, you could have gone into NYC and rented yourself a nice pair of real breasts for an hour or so!
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Selling Price: $40.99
29 bids

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What do they put in those fry’s

Supersize Me is a pretty scary documentary. What is even more scary is that nLrebel is trying to repeat the French fry experiment. He is going to test to see what McDonald's French Fries look like after being left out for XXX days. The trick is that this is traveling. You are supposed to buy, photograph the fries at their current age, then re-list. Dunce thinks its a gross thing to bid on. I don't want month old fries!
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Selling Price: $81.00
30 bids

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Flippin Pancake

First off: The whole auction description is listed upside down! I can barely read it. But the gist is that you are bidding on a pancake. Oh yeah, and to help convince you to bid, there is this crazy dancing figures that are very disturbing!
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Selling Price: $78.77
22 bids

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