Dumb Auctions » Toast
Sometimes images and silhouettes of famous or dead people magically find their way onto pieces of toast or other baked goods. Sometimes, those things find their way into auctions. When that happens, you can be sure to find the auctions here, in the Toast section.
November 28, 2005 @ 11:18 pm
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Sometimes cheetos just have to let of a little steam. It's a hard life, being a cheeto. First you get deep fried in some crazy factory. Then you get shoved into this tinfoil bag which, I'm sure, probably feels like a sauna. Finally some annoying 10 year old opens your sauna, and lets in some fresh air. Just when you thought htings were looking up, the damned kid tries to eat you. So Dunce just does not blame this cheeto for flipping off the world! |
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Selling Price: $50.00
29 bids
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November 21, 2005 @ 11:45 am
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We have all seen fruit that is a little past its prime. Sometimes it fell from the tree funny. Inevitably some creative mind will see an image of something in this fruit, be it: butt, face, or God! What Dunce wants to know is: When does the novelty of buying funny looking fruit on eBay wear off? Don't you people have better things to spend your money on? Like food that you can actually eat? |
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Selling Price: $2.00
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November 17, 2005 @ 9:29 am
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Nothing like a good holiday ham, right? How about a 450 year old ham! I am not sure what to think about this Ham. It is certainly the proper time of year to sell the ham! Right around Christmas and all, but Dunce has a hard time seeing this ham being ploped down, amidst a table full of food, to be the centerpiece of a Christmas dinner. Sorry, but petrified meat is just not my thing |
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Selling Price: $78.77
11 bids
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November 3, 2005 @ 8:09 pm
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This is one piece of toast. It came out of a toaster. There is not even any funny designs on this toast. But there may or may not be some extra stuff that comes with the toast. You won't know unless you win the auction… I have to say, that there seems to be a lot of money that people want to give away. I just don't get it. |
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Selling Price: $41.00
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November 1, 2005 @ 10:34 pm
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No, that is not a spelling mistake! The 80's brought us pet rocks, and the new millennium has brought the pet lemon, or lemon aide, to the world. Dunce would like to make the official announcement: Our society is now perfect. We all officially live in a utopia world. What would we ever have done without our pet lemons? |
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Selling Price: $5.50
2 bids
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