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Sometimes images and silhouettes of famous or dead people magically find their way onto pieces of toast or other baked goods. Sometimes, those things find their way into auctions. When that happens, you can be sure to find the auctions here, in the Toast section.
December 16, 2005 @ 7:46 pm
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We all know how much Americans love their phallic symbols made of cheesy poofs. This guy loves them so much that he has a whole collection of them. Although, I guess he does not love them enough to pass them on to his children, because he is selling them. That would be a weird type of thing to pass down… you would have to have the "birds and the bees" talk along with this "this is really valuable" talk. |
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December 16, 2005 @ 9:07 am
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When you put anything weird on eBay, it is always good to invent a good little back story to entertain your potential buyers. This candy cane's story is that it was made by one of the people who saw Jesus get crucified. Well, that would make it a religious artifact wouldn't it? Actually, I don't think the seller claims it was this exact candy cane that was made by that man… but one can always hope |
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December 7, 2005 @ 8:35 pm
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If you won this auction you would get one single grain of salt in the mail. At least the seller is springing for the shipping, so you get a small break there. Oh yeah, you can get a whole tun of salt grains (maybe 1,000,000 or so) from a can at the supermarket for $3.49. By the way, that is a picture of your grain of salt to the left, there. |
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Selling Price: $21.99
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December 5, 2005 @ 7:10 pm
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December 1, 2005 @ 9:46 pm
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Drinking one gallon of anything is quite a challenge. There is an old college dare where someone drinks one gallon of milk. But this guy is promising to drink one gallon of acid. He says that it is not orange juice, but there are other citrus drinks that are slightly acidic. He could drink lemonade, for example. He could even drink a weak form of hydrochloric acid, assuming it was diluted enough. |
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