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	<title>Dumb Auctions &#187; Toast</title>
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		<title>Sports Superstitions</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2006 17:02:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Dunce has heard of athletes who wear the socks backwards, who never wash their jock strap, and who dance around three times in a circle while singing Mary Had a Little Lamb all to help them win a game. I have also heard of many fans who also have similar rituals to help their team [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jesus in my chicken fry</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2006 14:30:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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This auction might be an ad for Burger King in disguise. However, I seriously doubt that a company like burger king would pay an advertising agency any money to come up with such a poor excuse for a Jesus Icon. I mean, this chicken fry has a little bump on the top that sort of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Make your own Miracle</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2006 14:12:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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By miracle, they really mean make your own design in this piece of very burnt toast. You see, many people on eBay have profited from strange images that have mysteriously appeared on their toast in the morning. Some of those people have done a vary good job of making the images look naturally occurring, while [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dorito Poe Hat</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2006 16:34:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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So the Jesus food thing has kind of worn off. All those fanatical Christian artifact collectors have started to catch on that these old gilled cheese sandwiches and funny shaped pieces of toast are not really Jesus. So how do you dupe them into giving you more money now? Switch to the Pope! There are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>F*&amp;^ You, said the Potato chip</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2005 04:25:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Dunce is getting real tired of people trying to see things in food that is not there. It is one thing to lay on a hill side with your buddy and try to point out the lude scenes that the clouds make, but this is just getting rediculous! There is no middle finger here.


Watch this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cheesy Dicks</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2005 23:46:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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We all know how much Americans love their phallic symbols made of cheesy poofs. This guy loves them so much that he has a whole collection of them. Although, I guess he does not love them enough to pass them on to his children, because he is selling them. That would be a weird type [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mini Candy Cane</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2005 13:07:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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When you put anything weird on eBay, it is always good to invent a good little back story to entertain your potential buyers. This candy cane's story is that it was made by one of the people who saw Jesus get crucified. Well, that would make it a religious artifact wouldn't it? Actually, I don't [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A single grain fo salt</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2005 00:35:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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If you won this auction you would get one single grain of salt in the mail. At least the seller is springing for the shipping, so you get a small break there. Oh yeah, you can get a whole tun of salt grains (maybe 1,000,000 or so) from a can at the supermarket for $3.49. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Penis Shaped Potato</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2005 23:10:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Um, eww&#8230; that is all. Have a nice day.


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		<title>One Gallon of Acid</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2005 01:46:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Drinking one gallon of anything is quite a challenge. There is an old college dare where someone drinks one gallon of milk. But this guy is promising to drink one gallon of acid. He says that it is not orange juice, but there are other citrus drinks that are slightly acidic. He could drink lemonade, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Flipin the Bird, Cheeto Style</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2005 03:18:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Sometimes cheetos just have to let of a little steam. It's a hard life, being a cheeto. First you get deep fried in some crazy factory. Then you get shoved into this tinfoil bag which, I'm sure, probably feels like a sauna. Finally some annoying 10 year old opens your sauna, and lets in some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alien Fruit</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2005 15:45:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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We have all seen fruit that is a little past its prime. Sometimes it fell from the tree funny. Inevitably some creative mind will see an image of something in this fruit, be it: butt, face, or God! What Dunce wants to know is: When does the novelty of buying funny looking fruit on eBay [...]]]></description>
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		<title>450 year old, petrified ham</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2005 13:29:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Nothing like a good holiday ham, right? How about a 450 year old ham! I am not sure what to think about this Ham. It is certainly the proper time of year to sell the ham! Right around Christmas and all, but Dunce has a hard time seeing this ham being ploped down, amidst a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Talking Toast</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2005 00:09:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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This is one piece of toast. It came out of a toaster. There is not even any funny designs on this toast. But there may or may not be some extra stuff that comes with the toast. You won't know unless you win the auction&#8230; I have to say, that there seems to be a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lemon Aide</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2005 02:34:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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No, that is not a spelling mistake! The 80's brought us pet rocks, and the new millennium has brought the pet lemon, or lemon aide, to the world. Dunce would like to make the official announcement: Our society is now perfect. We all officially live in a utopia world. What would we ever have done [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trans-sexual Peanut</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2005 22:30:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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It appears that some of the sellers out there are getting desperate. We all know, despite what we tell our kids, that potty humor is still very funny! It always will be&#8230; so here is some potty humor, eBay style: This peanut has a penis, testicles, and a vagina! I swear, it's true. So add [...]]]></description>
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		<title>LOST toast</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2005 11:28:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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This toast sports the "dharma logo" seen on the TV show LOST. So if you are a big LOST fan, then this toast is definely soemthing youw ant to add to you collection. How else are you going to get your hands on this logo? It is not like you could print it from the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Erotic Bread</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2005 12:26:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Toast]]></category>

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Seller, get your mind out of the gutter. When I look at this bread I see bread. I am sorry if you see a breast&#8230; OK, I admit it. I see a breast too! This auction just goes to show you: Men like boobs, no matter what form they come in! I have to say [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What do they put in those fry&#8217;s</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2005 00:49:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Supersize Me is a pretty scary documentary. What is even more scary is that nLrebel is trying to repeat the French fry experiment. He is going to test to see what McDonald's French Fries look like after being left out for XXX days. The trick is that this is traveling. You are supposed to buy, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Flippin Pancake</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2005 12:02:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Toast]]></category>

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First off: The whole auction description is listed upside down! I can barely read it. But the gist is that you are bidding on a pancake. Oh yeah, and to help convince you to bid, there is this crazy dancing figures that are very disturbing!


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