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A penny

This auction is for one penny! You get nothing else, just one penny! I have to say, I am very disappointed in you bidders. Why on earth is the bidding over 1 cent. What makes this penny valuable. Lets say the bidding hits $400, you now have a very famous and very expensive 1 cent piece. But how do you prove it, it is just an ordinary penny! I could pop up and say, that this penny right here in my pocket was your $400 dollar penny and you would have no recourse to stop me!
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Brothel Inspector

What a job this would be! Slap on that badge, and walk into any brothel in the county. They would get you a drink, and then the women would line up for "inspection". Then you could enjoy a meal after the inspection and have some nice conversation with the madame… Think it would work?
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Selling Price: $26.99
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Omniflexmetallic gizmo

I don't quite know what this guy is selling. The only real image on the page made it look like a rusty piece of curly metal. Never the less, he is very very excited about this OmniFlexMetallic thing-a-ma-whatsit. Although he never says quite what it does, he does ramble incoherently for quite a while. So, given that he is so excited, you are probably very safe buying this thing. After all, excited guys are always very trust worthy
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Selling Price: $1.25
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1000 cotton balls

nLrebel has been around the block, when it comes to eBay. He seems to be one of the few with the gift to make some of the weird auctions really take off… but still you have to wonder why anyone would buy a cotton ball for $0.99. So what if nLrebel says that it has never been done. Why does it make the world any better off if a person could sell 1000 cotton balls in 10 days? WHY?
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Selling Price: \$0.99

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Haunted Dog Drool

Dunce just does not buy these haunted item auctions. I don't know why you would believe that these things are haunted, but furthermore I don't know why you would want to buy these items at all. Besides being haunted the current owner of this ball has said that it is covered in dog drool and dog hair… that sounds like exactly the kind of thing I wanted for Christmas this year!
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Selling Price: $5.50
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