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February 24, 2006 @ 10:22 am
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What is a brain helmet, and how is different than a regular helmet? Well, a brain helmet does not protect your head if you fall off your bike. It does not stop falling rocks from cracking you skull open either, but it does protect your brain from secret NSA spying lasers and Presidentially ordered mind probes from satellites. If you thought that the NSA phone tapping was a terrifying, wait until you find out what they are really doing…
ok, enough of the conspiracy theory crap… why are there any bids on this tin foil hat? Because, they let paranoid schizophrenic in mental hospitals have internet access! |
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Selling Price: $20.00
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February 22, 2006 @ 9:06 am
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Marriage is about compromise, give and take, working together… blah blah blah! This woman's husband won't take out the trash or mow the lawn or get off his butt and do anything besides watch TV. So, to get him a little more motivated to be a functioning human being, she is going to sell his remote. Do you know how hard it is to watch tv when you have to get up and change the channel all the time? |
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Selling Price: $0.99
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February 18, 2006 @ 10:54 pm
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Did you ever loose a sock when you did your laundry? Me too, it is like the most annoying phenomenon ever! This person aimes to fix all that though, he is going to sell you a replacement sock. Socks are pretty hard to buy in odd increments so here is your chance to replace that missing one sock… of course for almost no price increase you could just buy a new pair of socks and start fresh! |
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Selling Price: $1.50
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February 15, 2006 @ 3:34 pm
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This guy is a Moron. He bet his wife that he could pay at least one of his bills by auctioning off a six pack of coke. First of all you have to auction off something totally worthless, like a bottle cap or a strand of hair, so that people really feel like they are pissing their money away. No one wants to feel like they are getting something for their rediculous sum of money!
Secondly, the whole trick where you ask people to bid just to help you win a bet really only works once in a while, and usually because some hot girl is asking for the help. Then when you bid you can imagine that this hot girl is going to appreciate your help! If you are just some joe shmoe, asking for help with your bills people don't care. Then you are just another worthy cause. People would much rather say they funded a drunken college party than say that they paid your bills! |
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Selling Price: $7.50
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February 9, 2006 @ 11:25 am
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