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		<title>Ipod Parts</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 02:40:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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When your parents find out you are not doing well in school, they are usually very angry. But do they usually smash your ipod? I love my ipod, I use it all the time. It cost me 300 bucks, and if my dad smashed it, he would get a big wupping! So do you feel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nothing</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2006 04:23:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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An auction about nothing. What a novel Idea! Dunce read over this auction three times and I still can not figure out what it is about. From what I can tell, this guy is very upset that nLrebel is going to stop his eBaying&#8230; so he has decided that the void must be filled and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sing a Song</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Apr 2006 05:02:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Don't you love getting prank phone calls? No, well how about tell-a-marketers? Oh, ok&#8230; um, what if you got a call from some random kid you just paid a bunch of money and he started singing something you told him to? Ok, so it could be worth a couple of laughs. But what if the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OCD</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Mar 2006 14:01:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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OCD, or Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, is a real problem for many people. This man however appears to be affected only mildly. He feels the strong need to put all of his parking stubs into neat, chronological, piles in ziplock bags. He calls his affliction a "superior organizational skill". I call it crazy&#8230; but as I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Year Book</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Mar 2006 03:53:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Do you want a 1983 Syosset, NY yearbook? I know that is a strange question to ask. First of all, if you did not go to Syosset High School, then why would you want their year book? 
What are the chances that someone that went to Syosset High School, and for some reason wants a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Foam Finger</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Mar 2006 22:33:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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I hate foam fingers. They are one of the most annoying creations ever. When I was little my brothers and I used to have foam finger fights, but he always won and so I harbor an unbelievable hatred for these creations. Why anyone would want to artificially enlarge their hand by attaching a foam prosthesis [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scray Witch Knife</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Mar 2006 12:51:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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This scary witch knife was bought at an estate sale. People find all kinds of things at an estate sale, but what dunce does not understand is who goes to estate sales and says, "Wow, that looks awesome, let's sell it on eBay." 
If it is that awesome, then you should be keeping it. If [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Party in Europe</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Mar 2006 12:44:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Ever been to Stockholm? No, me neither. But if you like to go clubbing, then you should be bidding on this auction. We have posted auctions where people will party in your name, and we have posted auctions where people would party with you&#8230; but usually its your job to get yourself to the party.
Here [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Half Penny</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Mar 2006 23:22:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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half of a penny: We are not talking about a fractional cent, like the kind they tried to steal via a computer virus in Office Space. This is an auction for a penny which was, quite obviously, cut in half with a hack saw. Now, Dunce always gives credit where credit is due&#8230; sawing a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Emergency Paper Clip</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Mar 2006 12:57:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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This lady needs a loan. To get a loan she needs collateral. To get collateral she is trying to sell you an emergency paperclip. The paperclips are only $0.99, but then you tack on the $0.70 for shipping and she is making some nice dough&#8230; 
Why would you help her buy buying a paperclip? Well, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brain Helmet</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2006 14:22:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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What is a brain helmet, and how is different than a regular helmet? Well, a brain helmet does not protect your head if you fall off your bike. It does not stop falling rocks from cracking you skull open either, but it does protect your brain from secret NSA spying lasers and Presidentially ordered mind [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The ultimate pay back</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2006 13:06:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Marriage is about compromise, give and take, working together&#8230; blah blah blah! This woman's husband won't take out the trash or mow the lawn or get off his butt and do anything besides watch TV. So, to get him a little more motivated to be a functioning human being, she is going to sell his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One Sock</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2006 02:54:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Did you ever loose a sock when you did your laundry? Me too, it is like the most annoying phenomenon ever! This person aimes to fix all that though, he is going to sell you a replacement sock. Socks are pretty hard to buy in odd increments so here is your chance to replace that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Please Don&#8217;t let me loose</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2006 19:34:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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This guy is a Moron. He bet his wife that he could pay at least one of his bills by auctioning off a six pack of coke. First of all you have to auction off something totally worthless, like a bottle cap or a strand of hair, so that people really feel like they are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>She will ask someone on a date for you</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2006 15:25:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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What is this middle school?
"Do you like me? "
___ yes
___ no
This is just rediculous&#8230;


Watch this auction &#8212; View this auction &#8212;  Send this auction to a friend!



This auction has been removed from eBay



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		<title>Empty Shampoo Bottle</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2006 13:22:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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People, come on! This auction is for an empty shampoo bottle. The sellers (a boyfriend and girlfriend) are betting on the ending value of the auction. The boyfriend did not think this thing would sell for any real amount of money&#8230; guess he underestimated the power of the eBay community to rise up and punish [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Back Cracker</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2006 13:21:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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This auction is not for a back cracker. I think it is for a story about a back cracker and a chiropractor. I don't know who in their right mind would want to buy a story about a back cracker. But since he put it on eBay, there are about 4 billion people who now [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Extreme Can Smashing</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2006 17:06:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Since the dawn of time man has been searching for the best way to smash a can. Some men have created mechanical apparatuses to aid them in this pursuit. Other men simply get very very drunk and then use their forehead! This man has taken can smashing to a whole new level. He has pretty [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Totally Random</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2006 16:57:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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This auction is for a quarter. You would find that out if you read the first 7 lines of the description. After those first 7 lines, though, the author digresses into incoherent babble that is completely unintelligible. There is no logic or thought what so ever to what she wrote. I have to say though, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Garage Sale</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2006 14:07:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Dunce wishes that I had this womans problem with garage clutter. She apparently had a garage full of diamonds, camcorders, and x-box 360's. Since it was her husband who said that all this must go, I have a feeling that she threw his brand new x-box 360 in the pile. He is not going to [...]]]></description>
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