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What’s in the box? How much money is in the bag? What do all the clues mean? These are auctions where people are selling an item which will only be revealed to the winning bidder after the auction is complete.



Cedar Box

This lady made a pretty nice bet with her husband. He got to name the item and the conditions by which that item can be sold. He was pretty strict with what he let her get away with. But if she wins the bet, then he has to take her on a vacation of her choosing.

So the conditions: She has to sell it for at least a certain amount, but she can't tell us what that amount is. She has to describe the thing in 25 words or less. Also, she can't spend money on any auction features through eBay and she can't put a "watch this item" link in the auction.

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Selling Price: $31.00
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How to make $100 an hour

so the title of the auction says this, "Learn how my girlfriend and I make $100/hr +". So if your are a sane human being, then your first reaction would be to think scam and run away. Well apparently your first reaction would be wrong. If you had not been so impatient, you would have finished reading the title. It also says "Not a scam"!

"Oh, excuse me, I did not realize this was not a scam"… good idea putting that in the title, cause otherwise I definitely would have thought this was a scam.

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Genie with a timer

It's a genie in a bottle, but there is a catch. You don't get to make your wishes until 2031. That means if you die before then, you are out of luck. That is quite the wait, even if you make it. Dunce will be nearly 50. This auction is crazy, because no one over the age of 50 would bid… they stand a decent chance of being dead when the genie comes around!
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SuperNatural Rock

This rock apparently has all kinds of weird powers. It can glow from within, it can spontaneously get hot, it can move itself from place to place… it can also grant wishes! A fortune teller gave it to its current owner, maybe you can use it to wish that you had more money or fame or both! … I am sure it will work for you!
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Selling Price: $31.00
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24k Rose

With Valentines Day just around the corner, all you guys out there are starting to scratch your heads and wonder exactly what you can get you sweety for this most commercial of all holidays. Many women like (and even expect) lavish gifts of jewelry. Others want to see a huge Bouquet of flowers. You can combine both with this valentines day mystery auction. This rose have been dipped on 24k gold, and the winner gets all kinds of mystery goodies to go along with it.
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Selling Price: $137.50
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