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Have you ever wanted to own a piece of dirt that Oprah once stepped on when she was a child? What about adding a jar filled with celebrity air from Angelina Jolie to your collection? If so, this section is for you! You will finds all kinds of dumb auctions for strange celebrity tokens!
November 22, 2005 @ 9:10 pm
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It's true… you can see it in the picture. Right there in plain sharpie, Jesus's signature. My question is, where did Jesus get a sharpie? Imagine that moment…"Dunce, this is God. I need to borrow that sharpie on your desk. No, No, I would like the black one not the red one, please." I don't know what would be more miraculous, hearing god or seeing his hand reaching for your sharpie! |
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Selling Price: $24.00
21 bids
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November 17, 2005 @ 8:55 pm
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You know that a society is in trouble when they want to watch television shows about families trading spouses. Who would want to have someone else's mom in their house? I hope the poor husband that had to deal with this God Warrior spouse for a week is getting some of the profits from this auction for his trouble! |
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Selling Price: $65.00
16 bids
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November 17, 2005 @ 9:40 am
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Did you know that there was a flying pig monopoly piece? News to dunce! What if there is not really a flying pig monopoly piece. What if this guy just happens to have some pewter flying pigs and he is trying to sell them as monopoly pieces. Ok, I'll play too! Dunce would like to offer you the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own the extremely rare penis shaped monopoly piece! |
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Selling Price: \$4.50
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November 16, 2005 @ 7:18 pm
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How hot is Brad Pit? Really, he is so hot! He is so hot that his slimy, spit covered toothpick is worth some serious money. Too bad he is a cheating bastard. Besides, Jen is so much hotter than Angelina! Haha, I can't believe I just said that! |
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Selling Price: $56.00
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November 16, 2005 @ 9:19 am
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Dunce is not a huge Trading Spouses fan (it's a tv show, if you didn't know). However, I put this auction up here for the shear insanity of the title. It gets better though, because just check out that bidding! People, it's just a crappy bobble head doll of a non-famous person who was on some tv show. Wouldn't you rather have important things, like FOOD! |
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Selling Price: $870.00
92 bids
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