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Have you ever wanted to own a piece of dirt that Oprah once stepped on when she was a child? What about adding a jar filled with celebrity air from Angelina Jolie to your collection? If so, this section is for you! You will finds all kinds of dumb auctions for strange celebrity tokens!
December 13, 2005 @ 7:05 pm
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The first think that this seller tells you is that he is not really selling you a piece of heaven. He is just selling you a a piece of paper that says you own a few acres of heaven. I would like to point out a few things. Although I am not an expert on heaven, I would think that heaven is the kind of place that is infinite. That means that the concept of ownership is pretty meaningless in heaven. Also, he is admiting that you are not really buying real-estate in heaven…. so what are you bidding on? |
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Selling Price: $24.99
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December 3, 2005 @ 7:45 pm
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All trees have limbs. Those limbs help the tree have leaves so it can phtosynthesize and make food for itself. Those limbs always make interesting patterns in otherwise perfect ring patterns in the trunk. This pattern happens to look like the Virgin Mary. Does that make it especially valuable? perhaps… you decide |
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Selling Price: $22.72
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November 30, 2005 @ 10:43 pm
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I just do not understand why anyone would buy a pine needle on eBay! Well, that's not true. I do understand why… people pay for it because nLrebel is selling it. So because he has a certain measure of recognition on eBay. Now let me just ask one question? Just because nLrebel is known for selling strange things on eBay, why should you continue to buy strange things from him on eBay? |
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Selling Price: $61.00
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November 27, 2005 @ 8:28 pm
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Nostradamus would be so proud. When a normal person can't sleep, they watch TV or read a book. However, this guy, when he can't sleep, has prophetic visions of deaths of famous people. How wonderfully conveniently for him! But it gets better, because he will sell you his prophesies in an envelope. But, here is the catch: you can not open the envelope until January 31st 2005. That's right, you will have to wait for time to loop around in a circle and come back to 2005 before you can find out who will die in 2005. Some prophet. |
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November 27, 2005 @ 7:06 pm
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The bobble head fad is continuing. At a time when the President of the United States, George W. Bush's approval rating is falling faster than a drunken man on roller skates, this rapper has been immortalized in a talking bobble head doll because of his criticism of the President. Just think, without eBay, the world would have had to exist without this wonderful creation. |
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