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		<title>Time Circuits</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2006 15:23:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Back To the Future was seriously one of the coolest movies ever. Apparently this guy agrees with me. He has build a replica of the time circuits used in the movie. It comes with a keypad and a 12v plug to power it. Best thing&#8230; it fits right over the dash of any DeLorean. Only [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jesus wood</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2006 14:04:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Ok, I definitely see a face in this wood. How it got there is anyones guess. It looks way to cleanly done to be a natural occurance to me. But even if it was, I really don't see how you can be sure that this apparent portrait is the image of Jesus. It could just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Banjalina Pez Dispensers</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2006 14:01:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Yay for yet another shameless plot to take money from some poor unsuspecting Brad &#038; Angelina fan&#8230; these pez dispensers are not even that good! Don't get me wrong, Dunce could never make anything nearly as nice looking himeself. But in all honesty these small clay heads bear only a small resemblance to the celebs [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A little head</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2006 13:16:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Guess what you get if you win this auction? A little head, wow&#8230; you're so smart. But guys, calm down, it is not what you think. You literally get a small head from an action figure. But that does not stop the seller from making all kinds of lude insinuations anyway!
Does this look like nLrebel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fountain of Youth</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2006 17:10:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Ponce De Leon claimed to have found the fountain of youth. This man claims that he has water from that fountain. Maybe he does, maybe he does not. All I know is that if I had that bottle, I would not chug it all at once. Over doing it with fountain of youth water could [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Digital Collage</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2006 15:41:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity Tokens]]></category>

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There have been a slew of people trying to rip off Alex Tew's idea and make some money. This auction is for one of those permutations on his original idea. They have slashed his prices, it is now only $15 per 100 pixels, but instead of posting website banners or advertisements you post photos of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Just a hair clip</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2006 13:54:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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But they were owned by Marilyn Monroe! So I suppose that adds some intrinsic value to them. The funny thing about this type of star memorabilia is that you will never use them, ever. You will put them in some glass box and stare at them for all time. Does that strike anyone else as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Phantom Zone</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2006 13:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Well, we can all see that this is just a sharpie drawing on a piece of tin foil, but for the ultimate Super man fanatic its collector value may be through the roof. Or at least, that is what the seller would have you believe. The really beautiful thing about eBay is that you never [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Haunted Baseball Jersey</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 17:20:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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I am sorry, but this seller's story just does not hold up! He claims that he woke up one morning and found all of his collector jersey cards missing. Some how during the night ghosts came and took all his jersey cards and combined them into one big jersey. I will give the seller props [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jack-O In the box</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2005 04:28:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Finally, we got Jack-o out of the box. Now, if only we can get him out of the closet. Take a look at this auction, notice the picture of Macaulay Culkin  on the side of the box&#8230; priceless!


Watch this auction &#8212; View this auction &#8212;  Send this auction to a friend!



This auction has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A little piece of heaven</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2005 23:05:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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The first think that this seller tells you is that he is not really selling you a piece of heaven. He is just selling you a a piece of paper that says you own a few acres of heaven. I would like to point out a few things. Although I am not an expert on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Virgin Mary</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2005 23:45:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity Tokens]]></category>

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All trees have limbs. Those limbs help the tree have leaves so it can phtosynthesize and make food for itself. Those limbs always make interesting patterns in otherwise perfect ring patterns in the trunk. This pattern happens to look like the Virgin Mary. Does that make it especially valuable? perhaps&#8230; you decide


Watch this auction &#8212; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A pine needle</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2005 02:43:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity Tokens]]></category>

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I just do not understand why anyone would buy a pine needle on eBay! Well, that's not true. I do understand why&#8230; people pay for it because nLrebel is selling it. So because he has a certain measure of recognition on eBay. Now let me just ask one question? Just because nLrebel is known for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who will die</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2005 00:28:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity Tokens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mystery]]></category>

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Nostradamus would be so proud. When a normal person can't sleep, they watch TV or read a book. However, this guy, when he can't sleep, has prophetic visions of deaths of famous people. How wonderfully conveniently for him! But it gets better, because he will sell you his prophesies in an envelope. But, here is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>KANYE WEST Bobble Head</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2005 23:06:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity Tokens]]></category>

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The bobble head fad is continuing. At a time when the President of the United States, George W. Bush's approval rating is falling faster than a drunken man on roller skates, this rapper has been immortalized in a talking bobble head doll because of his criticism of the President. Just think, without eBay, the world [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jesus signed his hat</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2005 01:10:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity Tokens]]></category>

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It's true&#8230; you can see it in the picture. Right there in plain sharpie, Jesus's signature. My question is, where did Jesus get a sharpie? Imagine that moment&#8230;"Dunce, this is God. I need to borrow that sharpie on your desk. No, No, I would like the black one not the red one, please." I don't [...]]]></description>
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		<title>God Warrior</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2005 00:55:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity Tokens]]></category>

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You know that a society is in trouble when they want to watch television shows about families trading spouses. Who would want to have someone else's mom in their house? I hope the poor husband that had to deal with this God Warrior spouse for a week is getting some of the profits from this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When Pigs Fly</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2005 13:40:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity Tokens]]></category>

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Did you know that there was a flying pig monopoly piece? News to dunce! What if there is not really a flying pig monopoly piece. What if  this guy just happens to have some pewter flying pigs and he is trying to sell them as monopoly pieces. Ok, I'll play too! Dunce would like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brad Pitt&#8217;s Tooth Pic</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2005 23:18:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity Tokens]]></category>

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How hot is Brad Pit? Really, he is so hot! He is so hot that his slimy, spit covered toothpick is worth some serious money. Too bad he is a cheating  bastard. Besides, Jen is so much hotter than Angelina! Haha, I can't believe I just said that!


Watch this auction &#8212; View this auction [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Talking bobblehead nodder trading spouses GOD WARRIOR!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2005 13:19:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity Tokens]]></category>

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Dunce is not a huge Trading Spouses fan (it's a tv show, if you didn't know). However, I put this auction up here for the shear insanity of the title. It gets better though, because just check out that bidding! People, it's just a crappy bobble head doll of a non-famous person who was on [...]]]></description>
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