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Have you ever wanted to own a piece of dirt that Oprah once stepped on when she was a child? What about adding a jar filled with celebrity air from Angelina Jolie to your collection? If so, this section is for you! You will finds all kinds of dumb auctions for strange celebrity tokens!



Time Circuits

Back To the Future was seriously one of the coolest movies ever. Apparently this guy agrees with me. He has build a replica of the time circuits used in the movie. It comes with a keypad and a 12v plug to power it. Best thing… it fits right over the dash of any DeLorean. Only one problem, where am I going to find a DeLorean to put it in!
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Jesus wood

Ok, I definitely see a face in this wood. How it got there is anyones guess. It looks way to cleanly done to be a natural occurance to me. But even if it was, I really don't see how you can be sure that this apparent portrait is the image of Jesus. It could just as easily be the image of the Devil, or the Image of my uncle Bob. It could be the image of Dale Earnheart Jr! Do you think that Dale and Jesus might be distant relatives? That would explain the resemblance..
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Banjalina Pez Dispensers

Yay for yet another shameless plot to take money from some poor unsuspecting Brad & Angelina fan… these pez dispensers are not even that good! Don't get me wrong, Dunce could never make anything nearly as nice looking himeself. But in all honesty these small clay heads bear only a small resemblance to the celebs they are trying to represent! Save your money for the used Brad Pitt napkin, or the Angelina owned dirty diper or something
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A little head

Guess what you get if you win this auction? A little head, wow… you're so smart. But guys, calm down, it is not what you think. You literally get a small head from an action figure. But that does not stop the seller from making all kinds of lude insinuations anyway!

Does this look like nLrebel to you?

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The Fountain of Youth

Ponce De Leon claimed to have found the fountain of youth. This man claims that he has water from that fountain. Maybe he does, maybe he does not. All I know is that if I had that bottle, I would not chug it all at once. Over doing it with fountain of youth water could have some really nasty side effects. You could end up growing way way younger… who wants to go through puberty again?
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