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Bling bling, I’m rollin’ on rimzzzz. Check out my ride, yo, it’s riced out. Ma’ beema is sweet wit’ da neons and da spinnaz. Or not. Check out all the truly horrendous cars for sale at our favorite auction venue. It seems that taste is a virtue not all are fortunate enough to possess.



727 house

This is where Dunce wants to live! How cool would it be to live in an airplane? Considering you need an acre of land and brass balls to apply for that zoning permit… 350 grand for this bad boy is not horrible. Plus, it rotates! Yep, you can live in a spinning Boeing 727.
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Cleaning revolution

Moms around the world, take notice. The next generation of vacuum has arrived. Now you can say, "Pick up your toys, before I have to clean them up" and have it be a real threat. This vacuum is so powerful, it has a 8″ diameter suction tube and its own motorized cart to move it around.
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Selling Price: $2850.00
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Pimped out ambulance

This ambulance is absolutely nuts. It's got a futon in it, for crying out loud. Who would need a futon in their ambulance? I believe there is actually enough seating for 35 medical personnel and 6.7 sick/hurt people. I am a little disappointed about the mere 600lb capacity tailgate lift.
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Selling Price: $84995.00
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Drive across eBay

He is promising to make a road trip where he stops at the locations of every bidder. What if he gets 600 bids, this guy could be on the road for a very very long time! Quick, everyone bid so that we can get the number of bidders up to like 10,000. Then this guy will actually be driving for the rest of his life! The winning bidder get the van he uses for the road trip!
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Pimp his truck

For a mere $6000 (the buy-it-now price), you too can sponsor the pimping of a truck. What does 6 large buy you? Your logo all over the truck and a very appreciative seller. What doe 6 large buy him? A turbo, nitrous, in-car DVD, amplifier and speakers, HID headlights….Alpine, Kenwood are you scanning eBay for new sponsorship opportunities?
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