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Mystery Differential

Wow, this is a crazy mystery differential. Don't know what a differential is? It's part of the rear axle of a car. So, you may wonder why it is on this site? That is because this is a mystery diff. It is filled with fluid, and that fluid is of unknown composition. You can win the diff if you want to find out what the fluid is!
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Selling Price: $75.00
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Awsome Camper

Be the first family on the block to own this new generation of mobile camper. Yes, it's a retired military vehicle. So what? That just means you can run over all the other families and their wussy tents. Just imagine, you will be king of the camp ground! At under 5 grand, it’s a steal!
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Selling Price: $12100.00
21 bids

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Run your car on water

I have to call bull here. Thi is just simply not possible. OK, I take that back… through some amazing strech of reality and some totaly unrealistic distortion of scientific research you could possibly make this claim. It's like when a politician gets up and says, "These alegations against me are completely un founded". You know he is lying.
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Selling Price: \$4.99

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Advertise on my cars for life

This is certainly a new twist. It could also be a real bargain for potential advertisers. This guy is selling the advertising rights to what ever car he is driving for the rest of his life. Now the question is, what happens when this guy gets a shiny new BMW, do you get to advertise on that or do you have to stay on the crappy regal?
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Selling Price: $455.00
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Hippie Vacation

Sometimes, the past is better left in the past. This would be one of those times. If I am going on vacation, I don't want to sell tie die t-shirts, and I don't want any "stuff" to happen… Sorry buddy, but Carnival Cruises definitely win in this game of Who Gets My Money?
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Selling Price: $6100.00
129 bids

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