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		<title>Destroy my Limo</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2006 13:10:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Who does not love needless destruction? At least once a month, Dunce goes out to a scrap yard and kicks a car real hard. It just removes all the stress from that months list of car problems. I have to admit though, never really demolished any cars. But, now is your chance to be part [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Forget the Motor Home</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2006 22:08:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Who needs a Motor home when you can have a rail car home? This baby has six bedrooms and six half baths. A full kitchen and living area. It is even rail certified&#8230; for you laymen that means that it can be tugged around the country behind locomotives. Who would not want their rail car [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Antique filled with more antiques</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2005 23:02:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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What do you do with an old VW beetle? Why, you fill it with old furniture and put it on eBay. Isn't that obvious? Seriously, even if you were a huge VW bug fan, why would you want to buy one filled with a bunch of old stuff? Ok, so for the VW bug/antique furniture [...]]]></description>
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		<title>FV432 Armored Personnel Carrier</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Nov 2005 00:18:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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This auction has got to be the coolest auction ever! How do you get your hands on an armored personnel carrier? More importantly, whom is this guy married to that let him have an armored personel carrier? and Finally, who would buy an armored personel carrier on eBay? So, enough said!


Watch this auction &#8212; View [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Old Car, still cool</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2005 23:38:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>

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Dunce is a sucker for a pretty lady&#8230; especially when that lady is a car! This is a nice old Metropolitan. If you don't know what that is then you don't count! Ok, just kidding. But even though its a 57, it probably still gets batter gas millage than your SUV. Especially if your a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mystery Differential</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2005 00:04:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>

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Wow, this is a crazy mystery differential. Don't know what a differential is? It's part of the rear axle of a car. So, you may wonder why it is on this site? That is because this is a mystery diff. It is filled with fluid, and that fluid is of unknown composition. You can win [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Awsome Camper</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2005 12:59:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>

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Be the first family on the block to own this new generation of mobile camper. Yes, it's a retired military vehicle. So what? That just means you can run over all the other families and their wussy tents. Just imagine, you will be king of the camp ground! At under 5 grand, it’s a steal!


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		<title>Run your car on water</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2005 12:46:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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I have to call bull here. Thi is just simply not possible. OK, I take that back&#8230; through some amazing strech of reality and some totaly unrealistic distortion of scientific research you could possibly make this claim. It's like when a politician gets up and says, "These alegations against me are completely un founded". You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Advertise on my cars for life</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2005 12:02:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>

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This is certainly a new twist. It could also be a real bargain for potential advertisers. This guy is selling the advertising rights to what ever car he is driving for the rest of his life. Now the question is, what happens when this guy gets a shiny new BMW, do you get to advertise [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hippie Vacation</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbauctions.com/cars/hippie-vacation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2005 12:42:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>

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Sometimes, the past is better left in the past. This would be one of those times. If I am going on vacation, I don't want to sell tie die t-shirts, and I don't want any "stuff" to happen&#8230; Sorry buddy, but Carnival Cruises definitely win in this game of Who Gets My Money?


Watch this auction [...]]]></description>
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		<title>727 house</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbauctions.com/cars/727-house/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2005 14:29:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>

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This is where Dunce wants to live! How cool would it be to live in an airplane? Considering you need an acre of land and brass balls to apply for that zoning permit&#8230; 350 grand for this bad boy is not horrible. Plus, it rotates! Yep, you can live in a spinning Boeing 727.


Watch this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cleaning revolution</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbauctions.com/cars/cleaning-revolution/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2005 12:26:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dumbauctions.com/?p=286</guid>
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Moms around the world, take notice. The next generation of vacuum has arrived. Now you can say, "Pick up your toys, before I have to clean them up" and have it be a real threat. This vacuum is so powerful, it has a 8&#8243; diameter suction tube and its own motorized cart to move it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pimped out ambulance</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbauctions.com/cars/pimped-out-ambulance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2005 13:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>

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This ambulance is absolutely nuts. It's got a futon in it, for crying out loud. Who would need a futon in their ambulance? I believe there is actually enough seating for 35 medical personnel and 6.7 sick/hurt people. I am a little disappointed about the mere 600lb capacity tailgate lift.


Watch this auction &#8212; View this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drive across eBay</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbauctions.com/cars/drive-across-ebay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2005 19:29:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Advertisements]]></category>
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He is promising to make a road trip where he stops at the locations of every bidder. What if he gets 600 bids, this guy could be on the road for a very very long time! Quick, everyone bid so that we can get the number of bidders up to like 10,000. Then this guy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pimp his truck</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2005 16:22:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>

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For a mere &#36;6000 (the buy-it-now price), you too can sponsor the pimping of a truck. What does 6 large buy you? Your logo all over the truck and a very appreciative seller. What doe 6 large buy him? A turbo, nitrous, in-car DVD, amplifier and speakers, HID headlights&#8230;.Alpine, Kenwood are you scanning eBay for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super custom goped</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbauctions.com/cars/super-custom-goped/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dumbauctions.com/cars/super-custom-goped/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2005 19:43:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>

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It has a shiny walnut finish, freshly waxed paint job, and some clean grip tape! Wow, all its missing is a dvd navigation system and some 20 inch chrome rims! Then it will be a real pimped out goped. So other than some cosmetics, no really so custom!


Watch this auction &#8212; View this auction &#8212; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mystery gift, real estate</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbauctions.com/mystery/mystery-gift-real-estate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2005 14:56:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mystery]]></category>

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This is the second auction from this seller. The first time, he claims that although the mystery auction ended bidding at $3100, he still gave the winner a piece of real estate as the bonus gift! How can you give away $8000 dollar real estate for $3100 bucks.
I believe we are dealing with stolen real [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crazy monster golf Kart</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbauctions.com/cars/crazy-monster-golf-kart/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2005 16:21:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>

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This golf cart is nuts. Its got everything. If The Dunce was tiny, I would live in it! Lift kit, killer paint job, knobby tires, six speaker sound system&#8230; Just got one question: Do you think they will let it on the golf course?
How much does it cost to pimp a golf cart?


Watch this auction [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Boeing 727 limousine&#8230; awesome</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbauctions.com/cars/boeing-727-limousine-awesome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2005 16:10:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>

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Did you know that Boeing got into the limousine business? The Dunce thinks this might be the most bad ass limo ever! I think that this thing would look awesome with a big Dumb Auctions sign posted on it&#8230; its just dumb enough to work!
There is a big screen TV, and a head!


Watch this auction [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Podunk trailer vacation</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbauctions.com/cars/podunk-trailer-vactaion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2005 00:19:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>

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New suitcase for your trip: $85
Plane tickets to Podunk: $250
3 cans of bug spray: $12
white tanktop and jean shorts: $28    
7 night stay in a trailer home belonging to rednecks: Priceless
Anybody think this would make a great reality show?


Watch this auction &#8212; View this auction &#8212;  Send this auction to a [...]]]></description>
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