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Destroy my Limo

Who does not love needless destruction? At least once a month, Dunce goes out to a scrap yard and kicks a car real hard. It just removes all the stress from that months list of car problems. I have to admit though, never really demolished any cars. But, now is your chance to be part of a real car demolition. You have to buy some advertising smace, and then you can feel like you helped destroy this car. Trust me, it super theraputic.
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Forget the Motor Home

Who needs a Motor home when you can have a rail car home? This baby has six bedrooms and six half baths. A full kitchen and living area. It is even rail certified… for you laymen that means that it can be tugged around the country behind locomotives. Who would not want their rail car guest house? You could even have it driven into your home town (or at least as close as the nearest railroad. The down side? Only one shower for all six bedrooms, and the fact that someone could basically drive their own locomotive up to your house and steal it, with or without you inside! (Dunce personally know at least three people who have their own locomotive!)
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Selling Price: $51600.00
3 bids

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Antique filled with more antiques

What do you do with an old VW beetle? Why, you fill it with old furniture and put it on eBay. Isn't that obvious? Seriously, even if you were a huge VW bug fan, why would you want to buy one filled with a bunch of old stuff? Ok, so for the VW bug/antique furniture buffs out there this auction is perfect… I am sure there are a tun of those kind of people out there
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Selling Price: $905.05
34 bids

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FV432 Armored Personnel Carrier

This auction has got to be the coolest auction ever! How do you get your hands on an armored personnel carrier? More importantly, whom is this guy married to that let him have an armored personel carrier? and Finally, who would buy an armored personel carrier on eBay? So, enough said!
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Selling Price: $15099.00
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Old Car, still cool

Dunce is a sucker for a pretty lady… especially when that lady is a car! This is a nice old Metropolitan. If you don't know what that is then you don't count! Ok, just kidding. But even though its a 57, it probably still gets batter gas millage than your SUV. Especially if your a sucker that bought an H2!
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