Dumb Auctions » Body Art
This is where you will find all kinds of auctions where someone sold bodily real estate. Some people have just offered to wear clothing. Some people have sold tattoos on their body. Find out just how much the advertising space on your body is worth.
December 12, 2005 @ 7:25 pm
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I have posted about these acne cures on eBay before. This time however, I was compelled to post about this one due to its title. When buying so-called "cures for acne" from eBay, it would behoove you to avoid the cheapest solution possible: I could sell you some magic acne dissolving tap water for real cheap if you like |
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This auction has ended Selling Price: \$18.00
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December 8, 2005 @ 10:33 pm
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If you win this auction you get to help a woman with a two different size breasts get a boob job to even them out. Oh yeah, and you also get a giant Hershey kiss too.. A giant Hershey kiss, big wup! Now, if he was offering a special private viewing of her newly perfected pair, well I bet he gets lots of bids then. |
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This auction has ended Selling Price: $1.51 3 bids
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December 8, 2005 @ 10:17 pm
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Well since it really happened, here is my $5. I won't even hesitate! Come on guys. So all the other auctions for pictures of scantily clad women did not really happen? What difference does it make if it really happened or not? The girl in the picture is real, even if the scene is staged. Regardless… real or not, you are still wasting your money. |
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This auction has ended Selling Price: \$5.00
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December 7, 2005 @ 8:42 pm
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How is this for a sales pitch? "Well, let me tell you. If you take this single 3 lb roll of yellow causion tape with you on your way out of the door, I am prepared to offer you a free gift to go along with it. Listen carefully, because this offer lasts only for the next 10 minutes. Buy this caution tape right now, and you will get a free brain. The brain is perfectly perserved, and encased in plastic." Sound like a good deal? Oh yea, it is a real brain! |
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December 5, 2005 @ 7:01 pm
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Well, these are certainly the largest pair of underwear that Dunce has ever seen. Two questions come to mind though. These underwear are advertised as slightly used. Do you really want any underwear this big that has been "slightly used"? Imagine the size of that usage! Also, what exactly do you do with underwear that big? I doubt your wife/girlfriend/mom/sister will let you have that anywhere near your home! |
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This auction has ended Selling Price: $152.50 9 bids
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