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This is where you will find all kinds of auctions where someone sold bodily real estate. Some people have just offered to wear clothing. Some people have sold tattoos on their body. Find out just how much the advertising space on your body is worth.



Girlfriend Mega Collection

I knew it! When girls get together and have a slumber party, they all get horny and strip down to their very sexy underwear and start posing for hot pictures! The only question that remains for me: "What do women really do when they go to the bathroom together?"
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Selling Price: \$24.99

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Man For Rent

Otherwise know as man whore for rent. That's right folks, the newest and hottest trend on eBay is to use it as a virtual Pimp. The best thing about the eBay pimp: No crazy outfits and they only take about 10%! What a deal!
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Sexy Dance

Wow, could this guy try any harder to not look sexy for this photo? This auction is like a guy who is trying to sell you a toy. And he walks up to you and says "Hey, let me offer you a chance to buy this really neat toy." Then that person proceeds to put a toy in front of you and smash it with a hammer, "So, how many do you want?"
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Selling Price: $69.00
24 bids

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Mother Nature, literally

Trees can often grow into some weird shapes. Most of the time, the same tree will look like one thing to me and a totally different thing to you. This tree however, grew in an unmistakeable form of a woman's body. Take a look. For once, there is auction is not totally stupid. This tree really is interesting to look at.
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Selling Price: $69069.69
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Drain Clog

I don't know about you, but I have plenty of my own drain clogs to deal with. I certainly don't need to go buying anyone else's. However, if you feel that your own hair clogs are way to pitiful to completely stop up your drain, then here is your chance to once and for all seal that pipe! If you are truly insane, bid on this item. Do they have eBay in mental hospitals?
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Selling Price: $2.00
5 bids

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