Dumb Auctions » Body Art
This is where you will find all kinds of auctions where someone sold bodily real estate. Some people have just offered to wear clothing. Some people have sold tattoos on their body. Find out just how much the advertising space on your body is worth.
January 12, 2006 @ 10:00 am
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Every body knows it's a really bad idea to get your girlfriend's name tattooed onto your body. What if you break up? The next girlfriend is not going to love seeing your ex's name on you left butt cheek! These days, with the 50% divorce rate, it probably is not even that smart to get your wifes name tattooed onto yourself… but this guy has really found the least intelligent thing to get tattooed onto himself: Some random eBayer's initials! "Hey, John. Nice Tattoo. But what does B.M.S. stand for?" to which John must reply, "Those are the initials of the person who bought this tattoo, duh!" |
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January 10, 2006 @ 5:59 pm
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The Woo Hoo Mystery Man can get pretty creative some times! Today, he is selling you "SEX" on tape. Considering the that porn industry seems to be the only industry in history to have lasted so long, maintained such profitability, and managed to hide so completely behind the American constitution it makes sense that an enterprising man like the Woo Hoo Mystery Man would want to get in on the biz. His first fore into the riske' world of Pornography is a little piece of tape with the word "SEX" written on it… imagine the let down the horny teenager is going to get whenhe gets his "SEX" on tape in the mail! |
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January 10, 2006 @ 5:55 pm
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What is an ear swab you ask? Good question. It is really just a q-tip. But this seller obviously wanted to sound very sophisticated so she called it an ear swab. People have tried to sell silly things like this before though, so you might ask what makes this one so special? First she tried to sell her boyfriends used q-tip, but eBay yanked the auction. We all know what a bio-hazard ear wax can be! So now she is selling a q-tip that he did not use, but he probably would have had she not kicked his ass to the curb! What can you learn from this? The best i could come up with was Q-tips that tell the drama that is your life might be worth a lot of money on eBay! Profound, isn't it? |
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January 2, 2006 @ 3:46 pm
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Did you know that there was a chili pepper that grew in the shape of a phallus? And what is with all of these crazy auction selling things that have to do with peoples genitalia? I just don't understand that worlds apparent fascination with these body part? Or better yet, Why do people keep using eBay as a conduit for selling their pseudo porn? |
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December 30, 2005 @ 8:41 am
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Hrm, Dunce heard rumors that William Shatner was going to be selling his kidney stones on eBay. Not exactly the ultimate Star Trek memorabilia! I really have no idea what you would do with these kidney stones from a dog, other than wonder at their size and feel very bad for that dog. |
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