Dumb Auctions » Body Art
This is where you will find all kinds of auctions where someone sold bodily real estate. Some people have just offered to wear clothing. Some people have sold tattoos on their body. Find out just how much the advertising space on your body is worth.
January 27, 2006 @ 10:13 am
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I am pretty sure you can not sell biological agents on eBay. It must be only a matter of time before this auction gets yanked. What this person did was take some of their cold/flu germs and lock them into a jar. Then they sealed the jar and now are offering it to you. Need a sick day? Well then this seller wants to help you out. Too bad that if you need a sick day you can just call in sick, and then go enjoy your day healthy! (just don't go to your bosses favorite lunch spot around noon) |
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Selling Price: $0.99
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January 24, 2006 @ 12:44 pm
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the useless crap factor of this auction is off the charts. Although it is certainly funny, a rubber band and a few paper clips hardly count as an invention. I be it hurts a little to use it too! But my biggest concern: the one you get in the mail will be the one that was in that guys mouth! |
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Selling Price: $10.50
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January 20, 2006 @ 9:57 am
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No, were not talking about a stuffed animal here. This is a piece of lingerie made entirely from flavored condoms. It is quite an amazing feat, and a very useful item too. The woman could put this on to tease and delight her man, and then should the need arise for a condom, he just reaches up and grabs one! |
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January 16, 2006 @ 10:31 am
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This is a piece of "art" that someone created. It is a kind of self portrait, although I would call it CRAP. So you ask yourself, why would anyone want to buy crap. Well that answer is simple. This seller is banking on what I like to call the eBay stock market. Buying this auction is like buying some "stock". Then you are hoping that the auction became real popular and you can resell the "stock" for a profit. Be warned people, this rarely works and is not a safe investment plan… your money would be better spent on a 50% stake in Enron! |
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Selling Price: $4.76
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January 13, 2006 @ 9:58 am
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Dunce is certainly a child of the digital age. I love the integrated circuit, it's fascinating. Why is it so fascinating? Because it has so many uses… for instance. a very simple integrated circuit and a few resistors went together to make this digital wuppe cushion! Dunce has never seen one of these before! You get a remote control and you can fire them off ad infinitum. The original wuppe cushion was great, but you only got one shot before the game was up. Now you can just click away to your hearts content… the only question left is, why am I so amused by potty humor? |
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Selling Price: \$7.99
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