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This is where you will find all kinds of auctions where someone sold bodily real estate. Some people have just offered to wear clothing. Some people have sold tattoos on their body. Find out just how much the advertising space on your body is worth.



Name Change

This very attractive young lady would like to be your spokeswoman. I am sure you have seen thousands of auction where people offer to change their name to your company, so what makes this one different? Well, for starters, this girl is HOT HOT HOT! Also, if you win the auction you get a picture sent to you with words of your choosing written on a body part of your choosing…

so really what she did was span two auction categories to make this one successful. She has the whole company advertising thing going on, and she has the whole soft core porn thing going too!  I Bet half of her bidders are just people who want to see their own names written across her chest!

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Bald!

When a family member gets cancer, has to do chemo, and looses all of his/her hair, it's a sad event. There are numerous ways to support that person and help them through their ordeal. This is one of the most interesting ways that I have seen. This guy shaved his head in support of his father! What a son!

Don't belive him, buy the video!!!

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Selling Price: \$14.25

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The Worlds Tallest Midget

This auction claims that this midget is 5′10″. Do you know what Dunce calls a 5′10″ midget? A REGULAR SIZED PERSON! But don't worry, you would not be just throwing your money away needlessly. You get a special extra bonus if you bid on this auction. You also get 40 Karaoke volumes of the Johnny be Cool Collection on cd/dvd. Isn't that awesome?
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Selling Price: $1.25
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Buy My Cherry

First they put up a sexy picture, then they use a sultry poem. Then finally the seller tells you to get your mind out of the gutter. You see what you are bidding on is a chocalate covered cherry. But the 5 or so people who bid probably thought they were actually going to get to meet the woman in the picture… some people just will never learn!
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Selling Price: $5.50
2 bids

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Buy my hair

I love sellers that trade on the good name of more famous sellers. This auction totally abuses nLrebel eBay fame to get some more search results. (can you hear the sarcasm?) But this seller also does a few other things that Dunce really does like. For one, she is just plain old admitting that she is in it for the money. The is selling you single strands of hair for $0.99 and she just comes out and tells you that she needs the "money and the attention". Honesty is so refreshing!
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