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	<title>Dumb Auctions &#187; Body Art</title>
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		<title>Darth Penis</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Apr 2006 03:12:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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More than a little disturbing, this auction is for a penis roll-play game kit. You can turn your penis into a Darth Penis. In case you did not know what a Darth Penis was, it is a horrible spoof on the famous Starwars character! Apparently there are people out there who are not satisfied with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baldy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Mar 2006 02:30:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Want some very valuable ad space? How much are you willing to spend? Well, that is not the right question to ask&#8230; a better one would be, how much do you like inflicting pain on someone? A tattoo hurts a lot when there is nothing but some bone just below the skin. We are talking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alien Implant</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Mar 2006 13:12:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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When you are going to come up with a back story, you need to put a little effort into it. If you are going to say that you had an alien implant in your arm, then you should think for a while about the details of this experience so that your story makes sense.
I will [...]]]></description>
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		<title>G-String Diva</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Mar 2006 12:50:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Not that Dunce has ever been to a strip club to know for sure, but if you believe what you see in the movies, then when you go to a strip club the rule is NO TOUCHING. I can understand that rule, it helps keep things up on the level.
But for those of you who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Digital Art</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2006 12:53:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Some people call it digital manipulation, others call it "PhotoChoping". But either way Dunce would rate this guy's art as average. He calls it "bang out" art. But really it is just taking your head from one picture and putting on someone famous or someone cool from anouther picture. If you take a look at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Name Change</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2006 14:15:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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This very attractive young lady would like to be your spokeswoman. I am sure you have seen thousands of auction where people offer to change their name to your company, so what makes this one different? Well, for starters, this girl is HOT HOT HOT! Also, if you win the auction you get a picture [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bald!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2006 01:42:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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When a family member gets cancer, has to do chemo, and looses all of his/her hair, it's a sad event. There are numerous ways to support that person and help them through their ordeal. This is one of the most interesting ways that I have seen. This guy shaved his head in support of his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Worlds Tallest Midget</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2006 13:17:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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This auction claims that this midget is 5&#8242;10&#8243;. Do you know what Dunce calls a 5&#8242;10&#8243; midget? A REGULAR SIZED PERSON! But don't worry, you would not be just throwing your money away needlessly. You get a special extra bonus if you bid on this auction. You also get 40 Karaoke volumes of the Johnny [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Buy My Cherry</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2006 19:39:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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First they put up a sexy picture, then they use a sultry poem. Then finally the seller tells you to get your mind out of the gutter. You see what you are bidding on is a chocalate covered cherry. But the 5 or so people who bid probably thought they were actually going to get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Buy my hair</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2006 15:54:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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I love sellers that trade on the good name of more famous sellers. This auction totally abuses nLrebel eBay fame to get some more search results. (can you hear the sarcasm?) But this seller also does a few other things that Dunce really does like. For one, she is just plain old admitting that she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BioHazard</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2006 14:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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I am pretty sure you can not sell biological agents on eBay. It must be only a matter of time before this auction gets yanked. What this person did was take some of their cold/flu germs and lock them into a jar. Then they sealed the jar and now are offering it to you. Need [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smile Aid</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2006 16:44:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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the useless crap factor of this auction is off the charts. Although it is certainly funny, a rubber band and a few paper clips hardly count as an invention. I be it hurts a little to use it too! But my biggest concern: the one you get in the mail will be the one that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Condom Teddy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2006 13:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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No, were not talking about a stuffed animal here. This is a piece of lingerie made entirely from flavored condoms. It is quite an amazing feat, and a very useful item too. The woman could put this on to tease and delight her man, and then should the need arise for a condom, he just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If it becomes famous</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2006 14:31:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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This is a piece of "art" that someone created. It is a kind of self portrait, although I would call it CRAP. So you ask yourself, why would anyone want to buy crap. Well that answer is simple. This seller is banking on what I like to call the eBay stock market. Buying this auction [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The digital age</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2006 13:58:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Dunce is certainly a child of the digital age. I love the integrated circuit, it's fascinating. Why is it so fascinating? Because it has so many uses&#8230; for instance. a very simple integrated circuit and a few resistors went together to make this digital wuppe cushion! Dunce has never seen one of these before! You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My first Tattoo</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2006 14:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Every body knows it's a really bad idea to get your girlfriend's name tattooed onto your body. What if you break up? The next girlfriend is not going to love seeing your ex's name on you left butt cheek! These days, with the 50% divorce rate, it probably is not even that smart to get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;SEX&#8221; on tape</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2006 21:59:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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The Woo Hoo Mystery Man can get pretty creative some times! Today, he is selling you "SEX" on tape. Considering the that porn industry seems to be the only industry in history to have lasted so long, maintained such profitability, and managed to hide so completely behind the American constitution it makes sense that an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ear Swab</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2006 21:55:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Body Art]]></category>

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What is an ear swab you ask? Good question. It is really just a q-tip. But this seller obviously wanted to sound very sophisticated so she called it an ear swab. People have tried to sell silly things like this before though, so you might ask what makes this one so special? First she tried [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chili Pepper Seeds</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2006 19:46:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Body Art]]></category>

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Did you know that there was a chili pepper that grew in the shape of a phallus? And what is with all of these crazy auction selling things that have to do with peoples genitalia? I just don't understand that worlds apparent fascination with these body part? Or better yet, Why do people keep using [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dog Sized Kidney Stones</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2005 12:41:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Hrm, Dunce heard rumors that William Shatner was going to be selling his kidney stones on eBay. Not exactly the ultimate Star Trek memorabilia! I really have no idea what you would do with these kidney stones from a dog, other than wonder at their size and feel very bad for that dog. 


Watch this [...]]]></description>
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