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This is the place to come for all kinds of crazy advertising auctions. People have offered to get tattoos (both permanent and temporary) on some crazy places. How would you like a tattoo of the McDonald’s logo on your HEEL! Of course, sometimes you get to put your ad somewhere really cool… like the back of a someones wheel chair.



Crush Any Slot

Here is a little holiday present from Dunce to you: The only way you are going to figure out how to "beat" the slots is if you buy an 8 lb sledge hammer. Then maybe you will have a chance at getting some money out of them! Otherwise, save your money.
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Selling Price: \$7.97

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Be My Pimp

Most working girls are looking to get out from under their pimp, not pick up a new one… but eBay does seem to bring the crazy ones from out of the woodwork. What is amazing is that this woman is going through a breast implant replacment surgery… but she is basically selling the add space on her old and new chest. So if its a nice breast billboard you're looking for, bid away!
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Selling Price: $20.50
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Fix Piper For good

See, this is what happens when dogs get too horny. You have to go on eBay and beg people for money to help you remove their hormones. Dunce feels bad for dogs in this regard. Why do they all have to get fixed? I mean, dogs are people too… and you don't want to have a whole ton of fixed people running around, do you?
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Selling Price: $6.50
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Beer Belly Banner

Sorry about the alliteration, I just could not help myself. This guy is selling the banner space on his larger beer belly. However there is a catch. He already has a tatoo there… so you just get to put your banner on his six pax… Sorry about the pun, but again I just could not help myself
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Selling Price: $1000.00
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$500,000 for a domain name

I believe the theory on this auction is that if you make something really expensive then people will believe that it is really valuable and then they will pay the high price for it. Dunce is not fooled, I have never ever gone to internetist.com. Now put the Domain google.com up for sale. Then well talk.
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Selling Price: $500000.00
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