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This is the place to come for all kinds of crazy advertising auctions. People have offered to get tattoos (both permanent and temporary) on some crazy places. How would you like a tattoo of the McDonald’s logo on your HEEL! Of course, sometimes you get to put your ad somewhere really cool… like the back of a someones wheel chair.



Advertise on an elephant

this auction is perfect for the hardware store owners and contractors out there. Think about it, elephants are big and clumsy animals. So you buy this advertising space and set the elephant loose down some street. Watch it rampage around and destroy everything. Then when people realize they will need to make repairs, your ad is right there and they are sure to give you a call.

Of course, they might be calling just to say, "Get your damned elephant off Main street your moron!"

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Selling Price: $100.00
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Road Trip

When you are going on a road trip you always should budget for gas, food, and hotel. So in the old days (read: before the age of eBay) guessed all those costs, saved till you had the money and then went on your road trip. These days, you check one of the discount travel websites to see just how cheap you can get your hotel and food, then add up all the costs but your not done yet. You then have to use eBay to sell the advertising space on your car and your body. Magnetic car stickers, and clothing are all fair game. This seller even promises to hand out stuff with your logo on it. The real question is, who do these adds really reach? Is she going to run around sea world handing out your stuff?
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Selling Price: $499.99
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They Do Exists!

If you did not believe in aliens before… if you were one of those who required "proof"… well you still won't get your "proof". Although the seller would like to you to believe that this crazy looking sign is proof of the existance of aliens, it is really just proof that advertising can and will show up everywhere!
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Selling Price: $42.51
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MillionDollarHomePage.net

This website is, admittedly, a rip off of the idea created by Alex Tew. Alex came up with this idea to sell the advertising space on him website on a pixel by pixel basis. Now that his idea has gained some momentum, this guy has decided to latch on to the idea and make some money the old fashioned way… stealing some one else's idea and profiting from it!
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Wedding Vows For Sale

Dunce once suggested to my fiancee the idea of selling advertising to help pay for the costs of a wedding… that idea was shot down real quick because it was "too tacky" I wonder how she would have felt about selling the vows at our wedding… that is just going to far, even for me!
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