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This is the place to come for all kinds of crazy advertising auctions. People have offered to get tattoos (both permanent and temporary) on some crazy places. How would you like a tattoo of the McDonald’s logo on your HEEL! Of course, sometimes you get to put your ad somewhere really cool… like the back of a someones wheel chair.
February 7, 2006 @ 9:32 am
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This poor woman has Bell's Paulsy. That is a disease where part of your face gets paralyzed. She stands a decent chance of recovery, but right now she has to wear an eye patch beacuse of the Bell's Paulsy. He fiancee says that she is feeling a little self concious about the whole thing right now. What Dunce wants to know is this: How is sticking some crazy advertisment on her eye patch going to help that whole embarassment thing at all? |
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Selling Price: $1500.00
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February 2, 2006 @ 9:34 am
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If you pay this guy enough money he will get himself fired from his job as a manager at home depot in any manner of you choosing. His asking price is pretty high: $15,000. But for that amount of money I think that I would also get myself fired from my current dead end job. Now for $15,000 I don't think that I would get myself fired from any job with real potential. That would take at least $500,000 dollars. Any takers? Just email me and we will work out a payment option. |
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January 24, 2006 @ 12:41 pm
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This guy want you to help him climb a mountain. Mt. McKinley to be more exact. If you help him ( in the form of monetary contribution via bids on this auction) he will pee your name in the snow at an election equally to your bid amount. He has promised to pee at the elevation of the bid, so if the bidding gets to like $300,000… well, he is kind screwed! |
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Selling Price: $51.00
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January 16, 2006 @ 10:21 am
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Well, Alex Tew made a butt load of money using this strategy. It is reasonable to assume that everyone who tries a permutation of Alex's idea will also make a butt load, right? Dunce thinks think that Alex Tew sold so many pixels of his million I posted his auction on my sight. This guy is probably going to sell most of his penny pixels too, but he will only make $10,000 dollars. Poor Baby! |
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Selling Price: $7.16
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January 12, 2006 @ 3:46 pm
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There are many people out there who make a living using eBay as their store front. Apparently this is one of those people. She appears to be selling womens plus sized clothing on eBay. Apparently there must be thousands of women out there who will simply not buy clothing this week because this seller won't be able to put up any auctions for a while.
So this is an auction for an apology letter! You win, and she will mail you her personal apology for not having any new auctions! It is sort of like when you go to a store and they have a sign saying, "We are sold out of toy-X for the foreseeable future, we apologize for any inconvenience this caused you." Usually, Dunce thinks to himself, "That's a load of bull, you're not sorry at all!" But this time, I really believe it! |
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Selling Price: $19.45
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