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	<title>Dumb Auctions &#187; Advertisements</title>
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		<title>Baldy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Mar 2006 02:30:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Want some very valuable ad space? How much are you willing to spend? Well, that is not the right question to ask&#8230; a better one would be, how much do you like inflicting pain on someone? A tattoo hurts a lot when there is nothing but some bone just below the skin. We are talking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lego His room</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Mar 2006 12:52:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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If Alex Tew can make a million dollars selling pixel space on his website, then do you think this guy can make a pile of money too selling lego blocks on his floor? Don't get me wrong, Dunce loves a good lego sculpture as much as the next guy&#8230; but I don't know if I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Advertise on her Chest</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2006 13:02:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Dunce has posted these type of auctions before. If you have missed it, what they consist of is some reasonably attractive woman with large breasts showing some skin on a few pictures in her auction and then promising to wear a t-shirt with your logo on her chest&#8230;. I know, it's really exciting to have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Name Change</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2006 14:15:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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This very attractive young lady would like to be your spokeswoman. I am sure you have seen thousands of auction where people offer to change their name to your company, so what makes this one different? Well, for starters, this girl is HOT HOT HOT! Also, if you win the auction you get a picture [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trash a Caddy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2006 15:10:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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This is a prime advertising opportunity. You get to have your name/logo etc&#8230; placed all over a car just before nLrebel starts to destroy it. He is going to demolish this thing, with your name all over it. So you will either get a great advertising opportunity or you will convince many many people that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Advertise on Her Eye Patch</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2006 13:32:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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This poor woman has Bell's Paulsy. That is a disease where part of your face gets paralyzed. She stands a decent chance of recovery, but right now she has to wear an eye patch beacuse of the Bell's Paulsy. He fiancee says that she is feeling a little self concious about the whole thing right [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I will quit my job&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2006 13:34:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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If you pay this guy enough money he will get himself fired from his job as a manager at home depot in any manner of you choosing. His asking price is pretty high: $15,000. But for that amount of money I think that I would also get myself fired from my current dead end job. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yellow Snow</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2006 16:41:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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This guy want you to help him climb a mountain. Mt. McKinley to be more exact. If you help him ( in the form of monetary contribution via bids on this auction) he will pee your name in the snow at an election equally to your bid amount. He has promised to pee at the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Penny Pixels</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2006 14:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Well, Alex Tew made a butt load of money using this strategy. It is reasonable to assume that everyone who tries a permutation of Alex's idea will also make a butt load, right? Dunce thinks think that Alex Tew sold so many pixels of his million I posted his auction on my sight. This guy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No Auction this week, sorry</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2006 19:46:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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There are many people out there who make a living using eBay as their store front. Apparently this is one of those people. She appears to be selling womens plus sized clothing on eBay. Apparently there must be thousands of women out there who will simply not buy clothing this week because this seller won't [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Advertise on an elephant</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2006 14:06:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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this auction is perfect for the hardware store owners and contractors out there. Think about it, elephants are big and clumsy animals. So you buy this advertising space and set the elephant loose down some street. Watch it rampage around and destroy everything. Then when people realize they will need to make repairs, your ad [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Road Trip</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2006 12:49:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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When you are going on a road trip you always should budget for gas, food, and hotel. So in the old days (read: before the age of eBay) guessed all those costs, saved till you had the money and then went on your road trip. These days, you check one of the discount travel websites [...]]]></description>
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		<title>They Do Exists!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2006 17:11:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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If you did not believe in aliens before&#8230; if you were one of those who required "proof"&#8230; well you still won't get your "proof". Although the seller would like to you to believe that this crazy looking sign is proof of the existance of aliens, it is really just proof that advertising can and will [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MillionDollarHomePage.net</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2006 16:29:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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This website is, admittedly, a rip off of the idea created by Alex Tew. Alex came up with this idea to sell the advertising space on him website on a pixel by pixel basis. Now that his idea has gained some momentum, this guy has decided to latch on to the idea and make some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wedding Vows For Sale</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2006 16:23:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Dunce once suggested to my fiancee the idea of selling advertising to help pay for the costs of a wedding&#8230; that idea was shot down real quick because it was "too tacky" I wonder how she would have felt about selling the vows at our wedding&#8230; that is just going to far, even for me!


Watch [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crush Any Slot</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2005 12:46:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Here is a little holiday present from Dunce to you: The only way you are going to figure out how to "beat" the slots is if you buy an 8 lb sledge hammer. Then maybe you will have a chance at getting some money out of them! Otherwise, save your money.


Watch this auction &#8212; View [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Be My Pimp</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2005 11:57:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Most working girls are looking to get out from under their pimp, not pick up a new one&#8230; but eBay does seem to bring the crazy ones from out of the woodwork. What is amazing is that this woman is going through a breast implant replacment surgery&#8230; but she is basically selling the add space [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fix Piper For good</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2005 12:22:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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See, this is what happens when dogs get too horny. You have to go on eBay and beg people for money to help you remove their hormones. Dunce feels bad for dogs in this regard. Why do they all have to get fixed? I mean, dogs are people too&#8230; and you don't want to have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beer Belly Banner</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2005 01:35:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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Sorry about the alliteration, I just could not help myself. This guy is selling the banner space on his larger beer belly. However there is a catch. He already has a tatoo there&#8230; so you just get to put your banner on his six pax&#8230; Sorry about the pun, but again I just could not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>$500,000 for a domain name</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2005 01:07:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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I believe the theory on this auction is that if you make something really expensive then people will believe that it is really valuable and then they will pay the high price for it. Dunce is not fooled, I have never ever gone to internetist.com. Now put the Domain google.com up for sale. Then well [...]]]></description>
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