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This is the place to come for all kinds of crazy advertising auctions. People have offered to get tattoos (both permanent and temporary) on some crazy places. How would you like a tattoo of the McDonald’s logo on your HEEL! Of course, sometimes you get to put your ad somewhere really cool… like the back of a someones wheel chair.
March 21, 2006 @ 10:30 pm
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Want some very valuable ad space? How much are you willing to spend? Well, that is not the right question to ask… a better one would be, how much do you like inflicting pain on someone? A tattoo hurts a lot when there is nothing but some bone just below the skin. We are talking about ad space on someones head. They are offering his bald spot for your advertising needs…
There is a sob story in there about how they are down on their luck and really need some financial help… but we all know that you don't care about compassion or true need. Who worries about meaningful crap like that… all we care about is how much pain our money is going to cause, right? |
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Selling Price: $30100.00
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March 2, 2006 @ 8:52 am
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If Alex Tew can make a million dollars selling pixel space on his website, then do you think this guy can make a pile of money too selling lego blocks on his floor? Don't get me wrong, Dunce loves a good lego sculpture as much as the next guy… but I don't know if I would be willing to pay someone else to help them have a lego floor.
You do get some advetising with him on his site though if you buy some bricks on his floor. So lets review: Buy a brick on his floor, get mensioned on his site. Buy lots of bricks on his floor, get mensioned more on his site. Got the idea? |
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February 27, 2006 @ 9:02 am
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Dunce has posted these type of auctions before. If you have missed it, what they consist of is some reasonably attractive woman with large breasts showing some skin on a few pictures in her auction and then promising to wear a t-shirt with your logo on her chest…. I know, it's really exciting to have you logo on a some gilrs' chest. Hey it works for Hooters, right?
So why post this auction again and bore you all with repetitive clevage auctions. Well, we could all do with a little more clevage in our lives, right?
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February 24, 2006 @ 10:15 am
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This very attractive young lady would like to be your spokeswoman. I am sure you have seen thousands of auction where people offer to change their name to your company, so what makes this one different? Well, for starters, this girl is HOT HOT HOT! Also, if you win the auction you get a picture sent to you with words of your choosing written on a body part of your choosing…
so really what she did was span two auction categories to make this one successful. She has the whole company advertising thing going on, and she has the whole soft core porn thing going too! I Bet half of her bidders are just people who want to see their own names written across her chest! |
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February 9, 2006 @ 11:10 am
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This is a prime advertising opportunity. You get to have your name/logo etc… placed all over a car just before nLrebel starts to destroy it. He is going to demolish this thing, with your name all over it. So you will either get a great advertising opportunity or you will convince many many people that nLrebel really does not like you very much and is taking out his hatred on your company car! |
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