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Used breast implants

Now if there is one thing that The Dunce would think nobody would ever want to buy, it would have to be used breast implants. However, it appears I was wrong again. Not only will people pay for used breast implants (if they come from a porn star), but they will pay a pretty good price for them.

These implants (previously implanted in Penelope Black Diamond, a European porn star) will be shipped to your doorstep, autographed by Ms. Diamond herself!

But the story does not end there, you are not just getting one pair of implants. You are getting three implants. Two 1200 cc silicon implants and one 3600 cc one. You would get the other 3600 cc implant, but it was popped during removal… sorry fellas.

Oh yeah, and I almost forgot. Ladies, these are not intended for re-implantation. So think you are getting a good rate on a new pair of breasts here, cause these are strictly display items only.

Do you think they feel like real breasts when you have your eyes closed?

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1 Comment

  1. Christina Nikolov Said,

    August 10, 2005 @ 9:56 pm

    Where can I buy implants which are able to be inflated to at least 1500 cc’s and intended for implantation. I am having trouble finding what I want. The actual dimensions of the implant I am looking for are approx 17 -17.5 cm diameter and 10-11 cm projection. Estimated CC’s are 1634. Please contact me if you can be of any assistance with regards to where I can buy a custom implant like this and which reputable board certified docotr might be willing to insert them for me. (cnikolov1@earthlink.net).

    Thanks,
    Christina

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