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Darth Penis

More than a little disturbing, this auction is for a penis roll-play game kit. You can turn your penis into a Darth Penis. In case you did not know what a Darth Penis was, it is a horrible spoof on the famous Starwars character! Apparently there are people out there who are not satisfied with their penises and need to dress them up like movie characters.

You see, this is what makes America great! You can sell this kit, because it is satire and protected under copyright law. I can write this post because of the first amendment and no censor can stop me. You can boycott my website if it offends you because in America, everybody can do whatever they want!

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Selling Price: $3.25
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  1. Sparkster the Rocket Knight Said,

    March 12, 2007 @ 6:53 am

    Oh gawd.

    It gets sadder and sadder.

  2. No pictures?!? Said,

    October 7, 2007 @ 5:06 am

    I really wanted to see a picture of one all dressed up! :(
    Wonder how my guy would feel if I brought in something like that…(I am very much that chick from the “Working Daze” comic strip)

  3. Hahaha Said,

    January 25, 2008 @ 12:19 pm

    The funniest part is bottom of auction in messed up font telling the winnner that they will be only receiving a picture of the Darth Penis kit only. The best of that is that someone bid on it

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