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January 12, 2006 @ 10:06 am · Filed under Advertisements

this auction is perfect for the hardware store owners and contractors out there. Think about it, elephants are big and clumsy animals. So you buy this advertising space and set the elephant loose down some street. Watch it rampage around and destroy everything. Then when people realize they will need to make repairs, your ad is right there and they are sure to give you a call.

Of course, they might be calling just to say, "Get your damned elephant off Main street your moron!"
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Selling Price: $100.00
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14 Comments

  1. Aaron Said,

    January 27, 2008 @ 7:24 pm

    Lady Auctioning her voice, starting at only 99 cents!!

  2. Thommy Said,

    February 1, 2008 @ 12:16 am

    Doll that kills people

  3. Thommy Said,

    February 1, 2008 @ 12:17 am

    Doll that kills people very cool

  4. You Don't Know JACK! Said,

    February 24, 2008 @ 9:30 pm

    Jack wants to help other animals….will you help him do that?

  5. Karen Said,

    March 1, 2008 @ 3:36 pm

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=380001147725
    It’s not my auction. But there’s nothing goofier than Jesus’ face appearing on a giant slab of granite.

  6. Bill Said,

    March 9, 2008 @ 10:32 pm

    I pay ONLY .06 per gallon of gas you can too at the link here
    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330218246510

  7. doug hein Said,

    March 10, 2008 @ 1:23 am

    A Bolt

  8. doug hein Said,

    March 10, 2008 @ 1:24 am

    http://cgi.ebay.com/Polaris-Arctic-Cat-Yamaha-Ski-doo-Snowmobile-Sled-Bolt_W0QQitemZ140214060736QQihZ004QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

    A Bolt

  9. Erin Said,

    March 31, 2008 @ 2:03 am

    The Magnificent Illinois Potato Chip on Ebay!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160224817847

  10. Heather Said,

    March 31, 2008 @ 4:09 pm

    Imaginary Friend’s Soul

  11. Heather Said,

    March 31, 2008 @ 4:09 pm

    http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=220219142432&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT&ih=012

  12. Scott Said,

    April 3, 2008 @ 5:44 pm

    You be the judge, is it really him ?

  13. Scott Said,

    April 3, 2008 @ 5:45 pm

    http://cgi.ebay.com/Is-that-Kevin-Slatens-Image-on-a-piece-of-toast_W0QQitemZ120241467344QQihZ002QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

  14. Greg Vogt Said,

    April 10, 2008 @ 10:51 pm

    It looks like obama

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