Archive for April, 2006
April 14, 2006 @ 11:12 pm
· Filed under Body Art
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More than a little disturbing, this auction is for a penis roll-play game kit. You can turn your penis into a Darth Penis. In case you did not know what a Darth Penis was, it is a horrible spoof on the famous Starwars character! Apparently there are people out there who are not satisfied with their penises and need to dress them up like movie characters.
You see, this is what makes America great! You can sell this kit, because it is satire and protected under copyright law. I can write this post because of the first amendment and no censor can stop me. You can boycott my website if it offends you because in America, everybody can do whatever they want! |
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Selling Price: $3.25
4 bids
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April 11, 2006 @ 12:23 am
· Filed under Random
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An auction about nothing. What a novel Idea! Dunce read over this auction three times and I still can not figure out what it is about. From what I can tell, this guy is very upset that nLrebel is going to stop his eBaying… so he has decided that the void must be filled and he is going to fill it. After all there are a tun of eBay junkies out there who have to get their daily fix of mystery auctions, traveling auctions, bizarre auctions, weird auctions, and celebrity auctions or they just can't functions.
So I say, hooray for this guy. He is a hero to the masses. |
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Selling Price: $6.57
6 bids
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April 9, 2006 @ 8:37 pm
· Filed under Mystery
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The problem with making money from mystery auctions on eBay is that you have to have a little something that is worth some money to sell. Ok, so that is not really true. You could take a poop, put it in a box, and sell it as a "super valuable" mystery auction…
If you are short on cash though, steal this guy's idea. He is going to send every person who purchases an item from his auction a number. Then at the end of the auction he will select one of the numbers at random and pay that person half the proceeds of the auction. He is selling 10,000 tickets at $2.50, so buy away! Maybe you will win $125,000 dollars. How is that for return on investment?
Don't you love how eBay is singlehandedly usurping the lottery by allowing people to offer their own lotteries? It's wonderful how many new and amazing functions eBay fulfills everyday! |
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April 9, 2006 @ 1:02 am
· Filed under Random
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Don't you love getting prank phone calls? No, well how about tell-a-marketers? Oh, ok… um, what if you got a call from some random kid you just paid a bunch of money and he started singing something you told him to? Ok, so it could be worth a couple of laughs. But what if the kid is a really bad singer. He could be bad enough to shatter all the glass in the vicinity of the phone. But, hey, that is just a risk you will have to take I guess. |
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Selling Price: $4.97
4 bids
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April 2, 2006 @ 8:14 pm
· Filed under Mystery
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The eBay community finally got tired of seeing all the crazy mystery boxes. The bottom fell out of the pyramid, so to speak. When buyers started realizing that there was a reason that the sellers were putting these items into a cardboard box, where no one could see them, they stopped bidding. Much to my amazment, this took about 6 months.
That was 6 months of pure mind blowing craziness. However, someone has figured out a way to revive the greedy monster in all of us and make mystery auctions work again. You see, you promise the buyers a mystery box worth some huge value. Say $100,000 … and magically people once again piss money away for the off chance of wining something cool.
Word to the not so wise of us our there: If they say $100,000 and you paid 20 for it, then it is not worth $100,000. |
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