If it is that awesome, then you should be keeping it. If it was some kind of really good luck, then you should not be giving it away. Even if you had 2 billion dollars, you should still keep the thing that you think helped you get the 2 billion dollars by giving you luck!

Really what this boils down to is a form of highly risky gambling? Why so risky? Because, in this case, the house is holding all the card. Sorry fo the pun, but it had to be done. You are not even there to watch this guy pull the card from the deck. Really, just flush your money down the toilet. You have better chances of getting it back.

But for those of you who are regular customers and just have had enough of that whole no touching thing… here is your chance to get a little bit closer. She is selling her G-string. It was her very first g-string that she wore on stage…She is sad to see it go, but it was a dare. So bid away on this stripper's panties!

Here is the awesome part about this auction. They pay for everything. If you win the auction they buy your plane ticket, they give you a place to stay for the night, they take you out clubbing in Stockholm! So really it's the Beginning of eBay moving into the travel agency business. They now also sell all inclusive vacations to Stockholm Sweden!

These games are stacked against you. Really, they have to make money or else why bother? At the carnival, at least you stand a chance of winning a gigantic teddy bear. So what do you do with the teddy bear? Well, you give it to the girl you are with, but walk around the carnival with it anyway because she does not want to hold that crazy thing…

Where was I? Oh yeah, the Mystery Duck game. So you buy one of these "ducks" for $2.25 and then you have bought yourself a chance to win something. But at the carnival, you see the guy with the teddy bear and know at least someone is winning… here what is to stop the seller from just telling every person who buys a duck that today was simply not their lucky day!

Dunce would rather simple go to the bank and buy a role of quarters. Then I would go into the bathroom and throw those quarters into the toilet… I think that it is just as solid of an investment!