Archive for February, 2006
February 22, 2006 @ 9:06 am
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Marriage is about compromise, give and take, working together… blah blah blah! This woman's husband won't take out the trash or mow the lawn or get off his butt and do anything besides watch TV. So, to get him a little more motivated to be a functioning human being, she is going to sell his remote. Do you know how hard it is to watch tv when you have to get up and change the channel all the time? |
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February 18, 2006 @ 10:54 pm
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Did you ever loose a sock when you did your laundry? Me too, it is like the most annoying phenomenon ever! This person aimes to fix all that though, he is going to sell you a replacement sock. Socks are pretty hard to buy in odd increments so here is your chance to replace that missing one sock… of course for almost no price increase you could just buy a new pair of socks and start fresh! |
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Selling Price: $1.50
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February 15, 2006 @ 11:26 pm
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It's a genie in a bottle, but there is a catch. You don't get to make your wishes until 2031. That means if you die before then, you are out of luck. That is quite the wait, even if you make it. Dunce will be nearly 50. This auction is crazy, because no one over the age of 50 would bid… they stand a decent chance of being dead when the genie comes around! |
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February 15, 2006 @ 3:39 pm
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First they put up a sexy picture, then they use a sultry poem. Then finally the seller tells you to get your mind out of the gutter. You see what you are bidding on is a chocalate covered cherry. But the 5 or so people who bid probably thought they were actually going to get to meet the woman in the picture… some people just will never learn! |
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Selling Price: $5.50
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February 15, 2006 @ 3:34 pm
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This guy is a Moron. He bet his wife that he could pay at least one of his bills by auctioning off a six pack of coke. First of all you have to auction off something totally worthless, like a bottle cap or a strand of hair, so that people really feel like they are pissing their money away. No one wants to feel like they are getting something for their rediculous sum of money!
Secondly, the whole trick where you ask people to bid just to help you win a bet really only works once in a while, and usually because some hot girl is asking for the help. Then when you bid you can imagine that this hot girl is going to appreciate your help! If you are just some joe shmoe, asking for help with your bills people don't care. Then you are just another worthy cause. People would much rather say they funded a drunken college party than say that they paid your bills! |
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Selling Price: $7.50
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