Archive for February, 2006
February 24, 2006 @ 10:22 am
· Filed under Random
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What is a brain helmet, and how is different than a regular helmet? Well, a brain helmet does not protect your head if you fall off your bike. It does not stop falling rocks from cracking you skull open either, but it does protect your brain from secret NSA spying lasers and Presidentially ordered mind probes from satellites. If you thought that the NSA phone tapping was a terrifying, wait until you find out what they are really doing…
ok, enough of the conspiracy theory crap… why are there any bids on this tin foil hat? Because, they let paranoid schizophrenic in mental hospitals have internet access! |
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Selling Price: $20.00
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February 24, 2006 @ 10:15 am
· Filed under Advertisements, Body Art
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This very attractive young lady would like to be your spokeswoman. I am sure you have seen thousands of auction where people offer to change their name to your company, so what makes this one different? Well, for starters, this girl is HOT HOT HOT! Also, if you win the auction you get a picture sent to you with words of your choosing written on a body part of your choosing…
so really what she did was span two auction categories to make this one successful. She has the whole company advertising thing going on, and she has the whole soft core porn thing going too! I Bet half of her bidders are just people who want to see their own names written across her chest! |
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February 22, 2006 @ 9:42 pm
· Filed under Body Art
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When a family member gets cancer, has to do chemo, and looses all of his/her hair, it's a sad event. There are numerous ways to support that person and help them through their ordeal. This is one of the most interesting ways that I have seen. This guy shaved his head in support of his father! What a son!
Don't belive him, buy the video!!! |
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Selling Price: \$14.25
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February 22, 2006 @ 9:17 am
· Filed under Body Art
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This auction claims that this midget is 5′10″. Do you know what Dunce calls a 5′10″ midget? A REGULAR SIZED PERSON! But don't worry, you would not be just throwing your money away needlessly. You get a special extra bonus if you bid on this auction. You also get 40 Karaoke volumes of the Johnny be Cool Collection on cd/dvd. Isn't that awesome? |
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Selling Price: $1.25
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February 22, 2006 @ 9:11 am
· Filed under Mystery
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so the title of the auction says this, "Learn how my girlfriend and I make $100/hr +". So if your are a sane human being, then your first reaction would be to think scam and run away. Well apparently your first reaction would be wrong. If you had not been so impatient, you would have finished reading the title. It also says "Not a scam"!
"Oh, excuse me, I did not realize this was not a scam"… good idea putting that in the title, cause otherwise I definitely would have thought this was a scam. |
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